this is gay malicious faggotry

Me at the golf course fucking the wholes

All gays will go to hellsite

What if in hellsite but not gay

NO!

My lurking game is crazy I’m laid up in bed reading your grandpa’s obituary

i woulda gotten soooo overstimulated if i was a kid on the Polar Express when he starts doing all that bullshit with the hot cocoa i would have started acting out

film bros are really watching “twin peaks” when they could be watching “twinks pee”

over tourism is ruining the beach that makes you old

it doesn't even make you that old anymore.

last time i went i saw a baby there. that shouldn’t even be possible

youve heard of 'california sober'.. get ready for 'portland monogamous'

Could yall stop shooting each other outside my window im trying to masturbate

So this was actually the sound of my car getting stolen

exits wigan and the pey wet turns to ash in my mouth

YES he is a MASSIVE BITCH but hes also BISEXUAL and a PUNCHING BAG and ALMOST DIES AT LEAST ONCE A WEEK. AND hes my little meow meow.