I'll Be Your Favorite Liar

i'm a simple woman, i hear i wanna get better by bleachers and suddenly have the impulse to drive down the motorway at 100mph with the windows down fucking SCREAMING

I CANT BELIEVE HIM

we have mother fucking john wick, chuck norris, the tooth fairy, and the lorax  ya’ll dont stand a fuckin chance

What is happening.

this is honest to god what we should all feel like at all times

every time i see this post i kinda wanna cry? look at how little that dog is. its so small. it was so defenseless and that dude fucking punched a bear to save it. does that dog know? does it know how loved it is? i want someone to love me that much. i want to be that small.

i agree with gay dicks 420

Subs are so fun to play with. All you have to do is hint at what you might do, or back them into a corner with a look, or grab their wrist in a certain way and they’re a wide-eyed mess.

fuck kinda subway are u going to?

Substitute teachers deal with so much shit