Yeah write, Josie...

Tonight is #90sNight @ @CheetahsHollywood! @officialmalicemcmunn will be there dancing, I'll be there snapping photos like this one & making sure you all have an awesome time. Come play! No cover, so you damn well better spend that money on my girls! 🙌🏻 #youwannaseesomeassiwannaseesomecash #malice #fauxtographer #disneylandforgrownups #cheetahshollywood (I will not, I repeat, I will not be dancing tonight.) (at Cheetahs Club Hollywood)

#SonyA6300 or #CannonT6i 🤔🤔🤔 You lovelies want to help me decide? I'd be using it for #vlogging, #YouTube videos of all sorts, and for taking photos & video at @cheetahshollywood where low light performance & focusing on moving subjects is a challenge. The #Sony is more expensive, as are the lenses, and given that I'm a #fauxtographer I think it might be more camera than I actually need. I also think the fully movable display on the #Cannon would be super helpful. But, the Sony is a lot lighter... Help me pick out my own #birthdaypresent guys! 🎂🎂🎂 #DSLR #newcamera #camerashopping #whichcamera #decisionsdecisions #firstworldproblems #photography #dslrvideo #dslrvideography #youtuber

WE ARE MAJESTIC FUCKING CREATURES 🦄🦄 #selfiegameonpoint #srsbusiness #youtubers #QandA #sarax #saraxmills

Click the link in my bio to check out mah new #YouTube video. 🙌🏻 My first time filming & posting my #makeup. 😂 Gotta start somewhere! I wanted to be totally honest about my #droopyeyes so, here you can see what they look like when I lift my bangs up & relax. It was hard for me to post! Hope those of you who are interested in this sort of thing enjoy it. Also, I still think that selfie I took is hilarious. #makeupvideo #dramaticmakeup #droopybrows #droopyeyelids #saggingeyelids #unevenbrows #uneveneyes #thestruggleisreal #youtuber #youtubemakeup

A WILD @officialmalicemcmunn APPEARS! 😂😂😂 Tonight, I will be helping out at @cheetahshollywood! I won't be dancing (let's be honest, if you really want to see me gimp my way through a brief performance & hand me $100 I'll make something happen 😂) but #Malice totally will be & I'll totally let you buy me a #lapdance from her! 😍😍😍 #cheetahshollywood #hostesswiththemostest #lanightlife #losfeliz #silverlake #hollywood #offdutystripper (at Cheetahs Club Hollywood)

I don't know what I'm looking at or why I'm grabbing Righty. All I know is that it was cloudy in #LosAngeles today & I ended up covered in black #Dior products and #HotTopic t-shirt, taking advantage of the diffused light for #selfietime. #Shameless 👻👻👻 #halloweeniscoming #recoveringgothkid #spoopy #diormakeup #wherearemycheekbones #blueeyes #eotd #fotd #diorblackout #bangs #transformers (at Los Angeles, California)

Apparently I'm on a #blackandwhite kick. 😂 @saraontheinternet & I had a very productive & delicious #brunch meeting at @ggetla today! 🙌🏻 #gogetemtiger #sarax #josiethefiend #personalassistant #socialmediaassistant #selfieinception (at Go Get Em Tiger)

Sometimes I try to post a lot of un-edited photos because it's important to me to be real with you. But sometimes, you just gotta love a gritty, over-edited, makeup-heavy, #shameless #selfie. 🙌🏻 #theartofthetimerselfie #blackandwhite #filters #cleavage #comicbooknerd #marvel #vamp #voluptous (at Cheetahs Club Hollywood)

🔥 #HOTMESS 🔥 Ah, trying to take a proper #selfie in the #CheetahsHollywood dressing room, where you must choose between bad lighting & gross ceiling tiles. I clearly choose the shitty background. But @officialmalicemcmunn told me I looked like #HolliWould (aka #KimBasinger) from #CoolWorld & I about died. Go check out her #snapchat & see for yourself! 💕 I’ll be back at Cheetah’s again tonight, and so will Malice. Come play! 🔥🔥🔥 (Ink by @artbyclinton) #mygoalinlifeistobeacartoon #tipordie #animegirl #dontdreamitbeit #cleavagequeen #lbd #littleblackdress #dangerouscurves #thightattoo #girlswithtattoos #dressingroomselfie #offdutystripper (at Cheetahs Club Hollywood)

Fourth #SideHustle Unlocked! 🙌🏻 I'm now your official #HostWithTheMost @ the world famous @cheetahshollywood, for Thursday, Friday, & Saturday nights. I'll be there making sure you have the best night possible, whether that's teaching people optimum money throwing technique, helping you find a seat when it's crowded, or hunting down that girl with the butt tattoo you saw that you really want a lapdance from. ^_^ Come see us! 💋 #cheetahshollywood #lanightlife #labarscene #bikinibar #losangeles #hollywood #easthollywood #losfeliz #silverlake #eastlosangeles #girlsgirlsgirls (at Cheetahs Club Hollywood)

I'm still tired from my epic #MalibuCreek hike yesterday. Highly recommended! It was so beautiful & the grades were generally knee-friendly. Note the brace, contrasting nicely with my #thunderthighs. ⚡️💪🏻⚡️ #iwasapoledancerlikeyouoncebutthenihadadislocationoftheknee #Malibu #malibucreekhike #losangeleshikes #hiking #socalhikes #fuckyeahthunderthighs #makecardiogreatagain (at Malibu Creek State Park)

❤️ #KitchenWitch ❤️ Fun fact: @saraontheinternet got very upset with me for not eating the watermelon she cut up. 😂😂😂 #pinup #sideboobonfleek #bluehair #apronswag #fishnet #redlingerie #sideboob #pinupgirl

Epic #GriffithPark #hike was epic! 🙌🏻 Hope you all had an awesome Sunday, and that you checked the link in my bio ( YouTube.com/JosieTheFiend ) to see not one but TWO new #YouTube videos I posted this week. Woo! #LikeAndSubscribe, it puts a smile on mah face. 😎😎😎 #sunsoutgunsout #doyouhavetickets #gunshow #cannons #yesthatsarmpithair #youtuber #losangeles #hollywood #shelifts #girlswholift #beefcake (at Griffith Park Trails)