*Sigh*

fun drinking game: take a shot of water every couple hours to make sure you’re healthy and hydrated

Are you threatening me with violence

He’s so close to figuring it out

That one stubborn braincell linking two things just isn’t going to fucking light up because the epiphany will blow out the back of his goddamn skull like he was in Scanners.

Why the fuck would you go big when u can go home

The artist is luo li rong

The statue doesn’t have big enough titties to have been made by a man.

I know I’ve reblogged this before but the schadenfreude is too delicious.

“Dork ass losers”

OK not only do I think she’s a sorceress but now I have a massive crush on her

This election has me unreasonably stressed.

Thank god

Okay maybe mama did raise a fool