ahoy hoy

Can you GAYS stop posting drag race spoilers

rupaul fucking DIES

#the garden of earthly delights

well there goes my weekend plans

The Irish bottom community takes another hit

men’s domestic helplessness is not cute or charming pls raise your sons to know how to cook a vegetable and wash their dirty sock i’m begging 

someone get me this mf shirt so i can be the dirty hippie i am

Whatever man *goblinizes*

i get that we’re supposed to graduate. really do. but tell me how do i focus on studying and finishing assignments when the outside is in shambles and governments are crumbling under the weight of souls of the people their incompetence and unpreparedness killed. how they expect us to work as normal as if im not living thru the biggest disaster that struck mankind this side of the 18th century. this is like if fucking, sky opened up and the trumpets sounded and i begged they wait coz i had to turn in a fucking paper before 23:59h. absurd.

My professor: hello!! I know we are going through big changes right now and everyone is coping through these times but dont forget to hand in your assignment by midnight!! Oh, and dont forget about your 16 page submissions due in 2 days!! Oh and dont forget about ur final exam in a week!!! Oh and dont forget about that 2k word essay due soon!!! Oh and dont forget about-

if they make a movie about this i beg they do it from the point of view of a college student whos trying to pass MATH211 and covid19 is just a secondary plot cause thats how my professors r treating it

my hot topic cashier had big buttons that said “ask me about my fursona” and “submissive” on his lanyard but no name tag because thats just too personal i guess

#the wisest man at the nude beach hides his face not his genitals

if you have a switch fuck you. i’m going to rob you.

i am LOVING the Twilight Renaissance 

wait I thought Stephanie Meyers made it canon that Edward can’t produce new sperm and the warm water of the ocean warmed up his sac enough for him to impregnate Bella. So in all Jacob should’ve been gay for Edward all along

The warm water of the ocean did what now