Gabssssssssss

You are my hero for finding this

actually tumblr should pay ME for sticking around this long

Tumblr social security benefits for geriatric blogs

i think spending years on tumblr surrounded by the most critically unhinged minds on earth has impacted me in ways i dont even want to acknowledge. but on the plus side its all really funny

*forgets what im talking about halfway through a sentence*

your life can look so different, so much better, in just a few months. keep going.

I will literally be mid breakdown reblogging shit on tumblr it’s all a facade

when you have a bad childhood god makes you hot in your 20s

Giving someone six geese (a-laying, and thus in full protect-the-nest mode), much less SEVEN SWANS, does not seem to me, to be, per se, an act of true love

To the person reading this, I hope tonight treats you gently, and that tomorrow looks brighter. 

i lov silly women. all my respect to dumbass wacky girls

every time a demon possesses me i just clench all my muscles really hard and it crushes it like a trash compactor

no offence but do i look like i understand anything