ghost boy

cool! relatable! we're all doing fine here, yup!

yes babe the sex was great but i never finished talking about vampires so i think we need to get back to that

HES SO HAPPY HE JUST LOVES FANS SO MUCH

the menstrual cup and menstrual scepter

as a child of divorce few things are as funny to me as the concept of alimony like you have to pay your ex-wife recompense for the crime of being a fail husband

the prawn bomb exploded into shrimpnel

a lot of people were krilled

toxic boyfriend who says "manip-ya later!!!" as hes leaving the house to go cheat on you

Polycules should be able to trade people like sports teams do

Listen -- you're a good defender and your pussy is fantastic, but that's not what our team needs right now. We're trading you to Greater Boston in exchange for someone who has a car.

idk i would personally rather give up access to certain products seasonally or locally than have people enslaved to give me the ability to have any product any place any time. i think i can go without tomatoes in january.

I think the university course database should have a filter to only show classes taught by extremely old people who are insane