Yasmine's Stoner World

“Money doesn’t buy happiness” ok and poverty buys what exactly

Money would solve like 98% of my problems right now

Hording perishables is pretty dumb. But I see it every year with hurricane season.

At first it was cans and shelf-stable stuff. But now it seems like more people are just all speedshopping for the essentials. Bread. Milk. Eggs. Normal quantities of perishable things. No hoards. But when youre afraid you wont get any, you go get some.

This worries me only because I actually need to buy milk and bread, also diapers, wipes, and toilet paper. And I’ve heard people are hoarding those as well

Wipes we still have a few of. Diapers are mostly gone.

I switched to cloth diapers. As for wipes diaper liners on amazon work great with some water baby oil and baby wash. Also work great as toilet paper. But i do wish i could go get some bananas my baby has been asking for them. Also might be worth it to order directly off honest company or hello bello website.

And I just got paid!

$50,000 immediately dropped into my bank account wouldn't improve EVERYTHING but boy it sure would be a grand, sexy little start to a good, happy life path, don't you think

Reblog for unexpected $$$ dropping into your Bank account.

Omg I need this rn

Before January ends, I’m going to magically and extremely be blessed by the universe.

not gonna risk scrolling past this

The type of the mother I’m trying to be. Not just encourage bodily autonomy, but reward displays of it, even when it might make someone else in the room uncomfortable.

I’ve made so many people uncomfortable in supporting my daughter’s personal space. People will try to hug her, she’ll sometimes say “No, thank you” and the adult will look at me to make her do it, but I just say “It’s ok honey, you don’t have to hug anyone you don’t want to.” It makes people irrationally huffy, making me feel even more justified in supporting my daughter’s choices. Creeps.

I work with five year olds and I had a very long talk with them about permission and that your body belongs to yourself and no one else. “Even if you want to hug your friend, you need to stop and ask if it’s okay and if they don’t want you to touch them, you should respect that choice and not do it.” they were like “cool” and then every time after that they had no problem asking their friends “can I give you a hug?” Or “can I hold your hand?” Very politely. If their friend said no, they shrugged and went on with their life. They even started asking me if they could hug me or if it was okay to hold my hand when they were sad. And I always ask when they need comfort “do you need or want a hug?” If they say no, I ask “okay, let me know what we can do as a class to help you feel better. Quiet time? Do you want a stuffed animal? Sit on the couch? Do you need some time alone?” They verbalize what they need and they become aware of their own autonomy and their ability and power to say “no.” Just because someone is an adult does NOT give them the right to hug a child who has said “no” or “no thanks.” Teach then that they own their own body, and no one else is in charge of it. Teach them the power of NO.

Gan Eden

I want to hug that fat little tree so badly it makes my heart ache

@basilekitsune

not even risking that shit

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.

who the fuck is Madame Zeroni

Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is

☝🏾😂

Man lissen if you don’t know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button

Idk who she is but I have an exam today so I’ll reblog her

Because wise, I am.

Oh fucks no she’s back lmao must reblog. I’m sorry guys