Ash Williams really is the Most Character like. He's a badass. He's an idiot. He's beautiful. He has a chainsaw for a hand. He is the chosen one. He is just some guy who can't catch a break. He killed his own evil twin. He cannot count to six. I bet the dick is incredible.

when they stopped putting cd drives in laptops we ALL lost

happy birthday to every horse

“side ho culture” sounds like a jab at polyamory

no the fuck it doesnt. shut up

in my flop era (like how a bunny flops over when they're comfortable. thank you.)

in my flop era (my ears are so so floppy and fluffy. thanks)

i didn't even know 2023 is year of the rabbit. lets all enter our flop era... together oxo

normalize hand tattoos for people with boring, normal careers 2023

the official capybara has released a statement announcing its collaboration with a mandarin orange

im just a gay italian man i can’t handle these stresses

Luigi when he inherited that haunted mansion

Luigi every day of his fucking life

5 ibuprofen 2 garlic

Try my recipe boy