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@absolveres
#absolveres — selective & independent john seed
my name’s cyn ( she/her, 30+ ). while my time zone is pst, my schedule is inconsistent af.
this is a JOHN SEED blog from ubisoft's far cry 5, however, he has verses in various fandoms including the walking dead, resident evil, dead by daylight, marvel/dc, and more.
GOOGLE DOC.
rules | verses
other places you can find me:
hostiae | multimuse
spilledblood | rick grimes
18+ only please!
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John was living a life straight out of a pulp fiction novel, addicted to sex and drugs, hosting trendy parties with famous actors, notorious gangsters, police officers, and federal judges in attendance, all of whom crossed paths in bed or around trays of cocaine. -Book of Joseph
( @general-kalani / plotted starter )
if his parents knew what he'd done, they would have killed him. even the name seed was like a sin in and of itself in the duncan household — he was lucky to be given a better chance at life. it left such a bitter taste on his tongue, a nausea in the pit of his stomach.
they didn't know he'd gone back to georgia, but not for a home visit, away from the safety of the expensive university attempting to shape him into a lawyer to be proud of.
he pulls a piece of crumpled paper from his pocket, checking the address again, before looking back up at the numbers beside the door. what if the trail was cold? what if it weren't him? worse, what if he wanted nothing to do with him? he's not used to this type of nervousness. shoving the paper back in his pocket, he lifts his hand and knocks, holding his breath.
hey there, if you’re a person who writes villains and are afraid to write them to their full, monstrous potential because this community still has a habit of pretending that makes you a bad person by default instead of pulling their heads out of their asses, you’re safe on my blog and i love you, and will write with you and your villain kids always <3
THE REAL IMPORTANT CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT QUESTIONS PART 2
another random assortment for your enjoyment!
do they enjoy silence or find it too loud?
how many hours of sleep do they average per night?
would they ever skydive/paraglide/etc?
describe their dream home. looks, location, decorations, etc.
can they roller skate/skateboard? would they like to learn?
what’s their favorite dish to cook? favorite dish to order out?
describe their dream vacation. would they take anyone or go alone?
are they close to any of their family members?
what is their idea of the afterlife? does it scare them?
what’s their love language?
would they describe themselves as beautiful/handsome/etc?
did their childhood have a negative or positive impact on them?
what they wanted to be when they grew up vs what they do now.
what type of neighborhood did they grow up in? do they still live there?
does their family/friends have any traditions they take part of?
who is their best friend? how long have they known them?
do they have anyone they consider their enemy? what did they do to gain that title?
did they have a rebellious stage as a teenager? what did it involve?
what’s currently in their pockets/purse/etc?
how much cash do they generally carry with them?
do they celebrate any holidays? what are the celebrations like? do they have a favorite?
have they ever traveled outside their country?
are they an affectionate person? how do they feel about pda?
if they were choosing an adventure to go on what would it consist of?
have they ever been in a physical fight? what happened?
are they more likely to take the leader role or let someone else call the shots?
has anyone ever betrayed their trust? do they still speak to them?
do they believe in magic? why do they have this belief?
do they wake up on the first alarm, hit snooze, or have multiple alarms set?
what’s the first major event they remember in their life?
what would their three wishes be if they found a genie?
have they ever ended a relationship to pursue their career/education further? what happened?
what do they consider their worst habit?
are they good at explaining things to others?
how do they handle being upset/angry? do they yell, cry, go silent, etc?
do they have any habits they believe are odd?
if they could hit redo on a single past event in their life what would it be? would they do it if it meant changing the present?
what does their future look like when they picture it? who’s there with them?
have they ever been to court? what was the outcome?
what would they do for a klondike bar?
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( @ecopoison asked: 🚨 // push my muse to the ground & straddle them . is she being sexy? is she threatening? both! / aggression / sexual tension meme )
he exhales a frustrated grunt as his back hits the floor, reflexive, as blue eyes dart up to meet ivy's. john's chest rises and falls with irritated breaths, jaw clenched dangerously tight ( teeth pressed together, when they'd rather nip at the skin of her lip, her throat ). he wets his lips, narrowing a glare, despite her threat, despite the rush that fills his blood. he wants to dig his fingers into her hips, wants to leave bruising fingerprints on her skin.
he wants to hurt her.
wants to hurt.
he doesn't toy with fire in fear that it'll burn him ( often, he wants it to. just as much as he wants to stomp it out ). his life is surrounded by risks. ❝ touchy, ❞ he taunts, as if he hadn't tried to pull anger from her, to test her. there's curiosity, desperate to know if he could weaken her, if she'd wilt for him. his desires are crossed, wrath and lust wrapped around his every impulse. john's hand snaps around her wrist with no interest in trying to shove her off.
where the grip had been tight, his thumb caresses the inside of her wrist. he tries to yank her closer to him.
❝ if it's me that you wanted, all you had to do was ask. ❞
the seed family + major arcana
I spent my entire life looking for more things to say “yes” to.
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i always think about how despite how much john enjoys wealth to some extent, appreciates designer and custom-made clothing, nice cars, and owning his own fucking plane, he's also very judgmental of greed. there's some self-loathing to it. and no matter which verse (although, his main verse is far more outspoken against greed and consumerism, despite indulging in both), he has a sense of anger and disgust for people with excessive wealth. he mostly wants to see them fall.
is it hypocritical? oh, absolutely in a lot of ways. is he enacting some of his self-hatred on others? yeah!
but also, he blends in with the money crowd to cause harm. in all his verses, he loves blackmailing the rich. he likes blending in and being trusted, to seem like one of them, just to watch them fall apart later.
he spent most of his life with money and excess, while also being preached at about humility and charity, while watching his parents and members of the church line their pockets more than anyone else's.
he's treated like a charity case himself and had it drilled that he should be grateful for the life the duncans gave him (despite it being absolute hell), because they were kind of enough to adopt him, that he was no longer in poverty. he loathes the amount of shame they made him feel for being born to his biological family (especially when he desperately misses his brothers).
he doesn't deem money as more important than simpler things, but he also likes to have a good time.
AGGRESSION // SEXUAL TENSION .
acts that could be aggressive // or a little bit sexy // or both. send a symbol from your muse to mine. feel free to combine actions or add specifics even when it doesn’t ask for it ! can send non - sexually as well.
THREATENING
🔪 // put a knife to my muse’s throat .
🖐️ // put a hand around my muse’s throat .
👕 // slide a weapon up under my muse’s shirt ( can specify ) .
👔 // grab my muse by the collar & pull them closer .
🔒 // lock my muse in a room alone with your muse .
🗩 // verbally threaten my muse ( please specify ) .
PINNING
🔙 // push my muse against a wall .
📌 // pin my muse’s wrists above their head .
🔵 // grab my muse hard enough to leave a bruise .
🔑 // handcuff my muse .
➰ // tie my muse to a chair .
⭕ // restrain my muse with an item of clothing ( please specify ) .
🚨 // push my muse to the ground & straddle them .
📢 // tell my muse ‘ stop squirming ! ’ .
🔗 // otherwise restrain my muse ( please specify ) .
LIGHTER
👀 // grab my muse’s jaw & direct their gaze towards yours .
⚡ // tug my muse’s hair .
⚠️ // bite my muse ( can specify where ) .
😏 // give my muse a hickey .
✂️ // run fingernails over my muse’s skin & scratch them .
💦 // cover my muse’s mouth .
DARKER
💋 // give my muse a kiss that draws blood .
🗡️ // cut my muse with a knife ( can specify where ) .
💀 // kidnap my muse .
😶 // put a hand over my muse’s nose & mouth .
💥 // tighten something around my muse’s throat that restricts their blood - flow / oxygen supply ( please specify ) .
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i always want more ships with john, but he's such a bastard, that i'm always a little wary of making a shipping call.
bc what can i say, benefits of shipping with john:
you get a charismatic little shit that will be an absolute manipulative chameleon to get what he wants.
he will either act flippant about your feelings, like he doesn't give a fuck
or he'll attach too hard and emotionally overwhelm you
you get free membership into a cult (yay???)
you get a first row seat to self-destruction
free plane rides (also yay??)
moneymoneymoney
spacious ranch or penthouse, depending on verse
free tattoos (i AM SORRY)
random john aesthetic edit
if anything keeps john human, it’s scout. she’s really the saddest part of the resistance taking the ranch. and once it’s taken, she’s the one thing john’ll search for.
John Seed 25/∞
i have some stuff to do this afternoon, but have a starter call maybe.
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INTIMIDATION AND VIOLENT RP PROMPTS. ( A collection of action based roleplay prompts. Feel free to add information if you wish. )
Send a symbol for the action and/or send a # for reverse
🤲🏻 or ‘firm’ // sender grabs receivers chin firmly
🔪 🔙 or 'knife behind’ // sender presses a knife on receivers’ throat from behind
🔪 🔜 or 'knife front’ // sender presses a knife on receivers’ throat from front
🧱 or 'wall’ // sender backs receiver up against a wall
🔗 or 'kidnap’ // sender kidnaps receiver ( feel free to specify details )
👐 or 'choking’ // sender wraps their hands around receivers’ throat
💥or 'smack’ // sender smacks receiver in the face
🩸or 'bleed’ // sender makes receiver bleed ( feel free to specify where )
🤕 or 'knockout’ // sender knocks receiver’s head against the wall
🦴or 'bone’ // sender breaks one of receiver’s bone ( feel free to specify which bone )
🚬 or 'burn’ // sender burns receiver ( feel free to specify details )
🔫 or 'gun’ // sender points a gun at receiver’s head
⛓ or 'handcuffs’ // sender handcuffs receiver ( feel free to specify details )
🪓 or 'weapon’ // sender corners receiver with a weapon
🔧or 'gunpoint’ // sender holds receiver at gunpoint
🗑 or 'murder’ // sender attempts to murder receiver
✂️ or 'cut’ // sender cuts receiver ( feel free to specify details )
🧤 or 'yank’ // sender grabs receivers hair and yanks them over the floor
💊 or 'drug’ // sender sedates receiver ( feel free to specify ex. for a kidnapping, torture, etc. )
➰ or 'restraint’ // sender restrains receiver with ropes
💧or 'water’ // sender waterboards receiver
💪or 'arm’ // sender forces receiver’s arm behind their back
🔥or 'fire’ // sender puts cigarette out on receiver’s body
🪖 or 'tackle’ // sender tackles receiver on the ground
🚅 or 'shoot’ // sender non-fatally shoots receiver
darker vibes
❛ i would let you rip me apart if it meant loving you. ❜
❛ this fear you feel? it won’t last. ❜
❛ you are my salvation. ❜
❛ i revolt you, don’t i? ❜
❛ get the hell away from me. ❜
❛ i want to sink my teeth into every inch of you. ❜
❛ i’ll be your dirty little secret, if that’s what you’re into. ❜
❛ worship me. until i tell you to stop. ❜
❛ don’t you know how sick with love i am for you? ❜
❛ fucking hit me already. ❜
❛ i would burn the world for you. ❜
❛ i don’t want to be good, no matter how hard you wish it. ❜
❛ i don’t know how you’ve bewitched me, but it needs to stop. ❜
❛ fix me. ❜
❛ they die for love, you kill for it. ❜
❛ you are mine, whether you agree or not. ❜
❛ do you like it when i bleed for you? ❜
❛ i will keep hurting. i will keep killing. anything to protect you. ❜
❛ i’m starved for you, morning and night. ❜
❛ now i get to ravish you. ❜
❛ i am your god and your executioner. ❜
❛ you are doing so well, my pet. ❜
❛ you’re my sweetest poison. ❜
❛ let’s do something about that mouth of yours. ❜
❛ your fascination with me will be your death. ❜
❛ you’re the monster that’s enticed me into your bed. ❜
❛ all you can say are pretty lies. ❜
❛ the fucked up thing is that it isn’t enough to just love you. ❜
❛ you’ve broken me. all i can think about is you. ❜
❛ you’ll beg for more. ❜
❛ an eternity with you would never satisfy me. ❜
❛ i would gladly let you drag me to hell. ❜
❛ everything i’ve done.. every horrible atrocity, it’s been for you. ❜
❛ you’re a fucking nightmare. kiss me. ❜
❛ feel grateful that i allow you to touch me. ❜
❛ every time your lips touch my skin, you burn me from the inside out. ❜
❛ there’s no black or white, only gray. ❜
❛ no one touches what’s mine. ❜
❛ make me indifferent, make me horrible. ❜
❛ i could never be the one to love you. i can only be the one that kills you. ❜
❛ your lips are poison, your laugh a curse. ❜
