deadbeat daughter

i have crazy garlic fingers from peeling and chopping garlic cloves yesterday this phenomenon is always fascinating to me because it reminds me that i, too, am made of meat, and therefore i am also susceptible to being seasoned

(backseating you at the mortar and pestle) man you aint even squarshing it

does anyone know if we have Being Afraid tomorrow

youre never alone. bacteria

reblog to join a school of fish with prev

everyone make sure you leave out the milk and cookies and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife tonight 🥰

candy before beer youre in the clear. beer before candy hurricane sandy

sitting in the busytown apple car in the garage with the engine running

ENIGMA. FUCK