Nyx ur fav weirdo

It's so funny to me that the whole fandom just collectively went "Richie has blue highlights" and were so insistent on it that I geniunely forgot for a bit there that he doesn't actually have blue hair in the show.

A SECOND BROOK BACKSTORY HAS HIT THE ONE PIECE

oh, no, you misunderstand me. those were my monkeys. yeah the circus and i have since parted ways. yeah it was the elephant thing, i dont really want to address that right now though

*trying not to doxx myself* shoutout to that one thing in a place somewhere

while my guitar cries so hard it throws up

imagine having your anti-lesbian propaganda book backfire so hard that lesbians centuries later use quotes from the book to flirt with their girlfriends

I love how good omens is really just a show about an old married couple that is constantly loosing track of important religious figures

the thing you need to understand about carmilla countess karnstein is that she is a loser. she's absolutely drowning in blood bitches but she has to be because she is an immortal vampire noble who gets by on flirting her way into continual couch surfing. she has no job no house no car and no money. she sleeps all the way through the morning. she hears people singing and it pisses her off so bad that she needs her bestiecrush to hold her hand until she calms down. she's violently classist and loves to use the "wait until I tell my rich dad about this" line but, crucially, her rich dad is dead as fuck and has been for all living memory. she's a serial monogamist and she's fucking coasting on pretty privilege.

Oh so when Jonathan Harker rides in a black carriage through the wild Eastern European forests to reach an old man's ancient family castle (which contains a beautiful blonde) it's all "best of luck on your endeavors!" and "have a great visit!!" but when I, Carmilla-