Only Human

Brothers of Darkness

Human: *enters bedroom, finds Thousand Son on the bed wrapped in human's sheet masks like a burrito, with a toner pad over his face, a red light mask propped on Top Hat shining on him like a tanning bed*

Human: ???

Thousand Son: *points at laptop on the desk*

Human: *sees a video essay about how crusty and dusty Thousand Sons are*

Caught Sister Marianne playing with potions!

I’ll have to do some googling because this is a Night Lord rescue and outside of like. Three Sanguini and a Raven Guard I do not have much experience with the treat habits of other Legions/Chapters

Dark Angels - Google says they like earthier treats like nut bars or those kinds of dense fruit bars

Emperor’s Children - They seem to be happy with anything of quality, sweet or savory

Iron Warriors - Not especially food motivated it seems, happier when offered materials to work with

White Scars - Lots of people on the internet seem to think they really love energy drinks, I can’t see how healthy that is for them but I’ll take the White Scars owners word for it

Space Wolves - Meat boyssss, I know what I’m doing here with the meat boys. Apparently also like beer?

Imperial Fists - They like mints apparently?

Night Lords - OHOHO I know this one! White meat, red meat, raw meat, cooked meat, jerky, pig ears, roadkill, bones, tanned skins, leather. They’re meat boys. They love meat.

Blood Angels - Also meat boys but prefer red meat above all else.

Iron Hands - I couldn’t tell you and neither apparently could any of the Iron Hand owners that I could find online.

World Eaters - Everything and anything? They don’t seem to be particularly discerning.

Ultramarines - I’ve heard they like grapes

Death Guard - Apparently also big roadkill fans

Thousand Sons - … My sources say edible glitter but that can’t be right, surely.

Luna Wolves/Sons of Horus/Black Legion - Okay so I stumbled on a huge amount of internet discourse about what they should be called and got dragged into that and completely forgot about finding out what their favourite treats are.

Word Bearers - They like grains

Salamanders - Cooked meat boys! They love a grilled steak by the sounds of it.

Raven Guard - Really, really fond of sweet things. I have found Rushal in the pantry with his face in the kid’s cereal more times than once.

I still don't want to believe it. This game meant so much to me that words can't express and I'm forever grateful for experiencing it while I could ♡

fill 14 sketch book

bad stuff is good stuff bc you made stuff

do you like sparkle???? draw sparkle

draw what make your heart do the smiley emote

member to drink lotsa agua or else bad time

d ont stress friend all is well

your art is hot like potato crisps

don’t let anyone piss on your good mood amigo

if they do

eat

i finally found it