i guess im back?

DAMN y’all this isn’t the fuckin floor it’s my kitchen counter oh my god

Just looking at these pictures crashed my computer

feel like Jesus would be boring to talk to tbh. I’d be like “you like Nintendo?” and he’d go “I love bread with nothing on it”

Short, stocky dudes are the new hot gay commodity. Tall muscle gays are OUT I’m sorry it has been passed by the gay senate

Yeah the last known copy was destroyed in a fire in 1933, it’s on dailymotion tho

he looks like he needs a cigarette

“this date is special because it will never happen again” yeah okay we’ll see what you have to say once i establish the new calendar after my horrifically violent rise to power

barbie is Bi.

Of course she’s bi what straight woman wears a jean button up shirt

the B in LGBT stands for Barbie

It's important to slap your partner on the ass and say good game after sex. Sportsmanship is a dying virtue.