Jordan

why am i skeptical of any other car i see driving around at 3am . like i know why IM out ….why YOU drivin round this late 👀

The Signs as the Jonas Brothers

i deleted this post because i got kevin

this is better than an entire season of american horror story

you: stranger things season 2 me, an intellectual: strangerer things

me when offered soda: yes. love the bübblés me when offered water: yes! a fresh and sexy beverage me when offered sparkling water: Why Are You Trying To Murder Me Under The Guise Of Hospitality

WOW

cuz if u leieieik the wæyy you löök thæt mûaüch ōh båīby ÿüœ should gœ and FÚČK ÿüoøœrsęįêlf

i was at the grocery store and did the whole ‘how r u’ ‘good how r u’ ‘good’ thing with the cashier and as i was leaving the person behind me was doing the thing too but this time the cashier said ‘not so good’ so what happened