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how the fuck do yall relax in the presence of another human……how 2 stop performing 

40 minute youtube video about me called exposing pure evil and it’s just a compilation of me genuinely trying my hardest to be a good person but it’s clear there’s something deeply wrong with me that stops me from being actually good

yaaay i can't wait to grow up and be diagnosed with the I Like Killing People and Will Never Experience Fun disorder

Having low/no empathy is so funny because yeah I don't relate to whatever experience you are crying about even though I probably went through that too. I got the disorders from said experiences that make it so empathy machine broke.

im actually technically a hivemind but im pretty clumsy and i got every other body of mine killed and now im just one guy. it happens.

if I get murdered or something and there's a documentary about it and people talk about how I used to "light up the room" know that they are lying. I have never lit up a room. I don't even like turning lights on. I probably enjoyed being murdered too

I wish there was a painkiller except for brain fog. Like when your head is full of gunk you could just take a pill with a glass of water and lie down for 15 minutes and your head would be cleared just like that.

shout out to the doctor who looked at my physical results and said 'you will live to 100!' and then looked at my mental health results and said '...if you want to'

neurotypicals will be like "you can't self diagnose" and then diagnose everyone they dislike as a narcissist

your twenties are Also about discovering that you’re not a bad person in all the ways you believed you were but you’re a bad person in completely new and exciting ways