¡¡HOLAAAAA!!

playing stupid games but im really bad at them so im not even winning the stupid prizes

maybe if i isolate myself enough my desire for intimacy will go away

All stories are real

FICTION = REALITY

pop health science is so annoying bc it'll be like "did you know? eating strawberries will give you mega cancer" and you're like pfft whatever begone influencer. but sometimes then you'll see a reasonably credible article like "Study Shows Possible Link Between Strawberries and Mega Cancer" and you're not usually the type to follow that kind of thing religiously but idk maybe you should consider not eating strawberries? but then there's another article saying "Strawberry/Mega Cancer Study Debunked" and it turns out the original study had a sample size of 3 and was funded by Big Blueberry, and strawberries may have a small connection to mega cancer but only if you are genetically predisposed to mega cancer and eat 50 strawberries every day. so you return to your strawberry eating life. but whenever you eat strawberries in public someone tells you about the mega cancer.

having a headache while hydrated is so unfair. you were supposed to protect me.

*genuinely absorbed zero information* got it

Who has seen the wind?

religion is so fucking funny the world is just too beautiful there must be a higher entity behind all this. lets oppress women

like 2 years ago there was the trend of "rawdogging flights" and during dinner my dad (very online) (non-native english speaker) was like "oscar have you heard of rawdogging" and i said "um. what?" and he went "they're doing it on planes"

just received the best text message I’ve ever had. from my mom

depressed at 11 was crazy i should have become a child prodigy