I Fucking Love Pokémon

i want you (pathetic) (threat) (derogatory)

i’d love the opportunity to fumble you catastrophically

we could wear respirators. since you want to be such a little bitch about it

teamwork makes the dream work. and dreamwork. makes shrek

don’t play it cool, be passionate and insane

“what time do you get off?” well that’s not really any of your business now is it

me when i see a cat: CAT! cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat

Fun fact: when I see cute animals, I forget English and automatically revert to my native Hungarian. I don’t know what bystanders make of me, reciting guttural gibberish to rabbits.

But the real question is, what are you SAYING to the rabbits? Is it ‘RABBIT! rabbit rabbit rabbit rabbit rabbit rabbit bunny bunny bunny awww cute bunnyyyyy’?

Well, I usually say the Hungarian equivalent of ‘bun bun bun lil bun look at your tiny spoon-shaped ears awww bun brave little lawnmower bun’, but sometimes I say ‘hey rabbits, my sister’s gonna go to med school’ because I think everyone should know.

I live in Japan, and I always revert to English to talk to small animals, and I was cooing at this tiny little fluff machine of a puppy in baby english like “hello you’re so cute such a cute hello hello yess you’re good” and the 70 year old Japanese lady that was walking him started to *translate the baby talk english into Japanese* for her pup. She wanted to be sure he understood it too.

This is true!! In french you would say “minou” which is just like…. French for kitty , most of us just tell it out when we see a cat

^I just learned a new word in french, my cat is gonna hate me.

I love being in my house and hearing a muffled “KITTY!” from a member of my family in another room

Dude living downstairs has been loudly rapping for like 10 minutes, then suddenly did a high pitched scream, and now its silent down there

he got raptured

Forced kissing is so hot, let me tie your arms behind your back and grab you by the chin to force you to make out with me. Let me lick the tears from your cheek and hold them on my tongue so you can taste them as I stick my tongue in your mouth