literally everything is unisex if u stop giving a fuck
I WILL SCREAM THIS FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE!
My dad was trying to get shampoo today and he was like “all the men’s shampoo is condiotner and shampoo combined. My hair is greasy so I don’t want conditioner.”
“Dad, just get like basic suave.”
“But….that’s for girls. I don’t want to smell wierd.”
“Dad, literally just get the neutral soap smelling one. It’s not THAT hard.”
I swear to god. Why is fucking SHAMPOOI gendered?




























