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dark fda show me the illegal foods

i’m such a slut for reassurance my heart literally nuts when you tell me you want me

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

dramatic bitch i want one

@amageinarmor

What’s funny is that this actually happened. 

I’m unfamiliar with this story please elaborate

Finnish soldier gets separated from the rest of his unit but he’s the only one carrying the emergency amphetamines for the unit, takes too many and goes on a one man rampage for like 2 weeks straight giving the opposing Soviet soldiers nightmares for decades. Oh and he did it all on skis. 

Did he survive?

Yes, during his methed up 2-3 week rampage he got injured by a land mine, travelled 400km on skis, and only ate pine buds and a Siberian Jay that he caught which he ate raw. When he made it back to Finnish lines he was taken to a hospital where it was found his heart rate was nearly 200 beats per minute and his weight had dropped to 43kg (94.7lbs).

Those are the eyes of a man who has seen god and laughed

You know what Stranger Things character I want to know more about? that science teacher guy. His life is basically just “every once in a while some kids and their parents will call me up with weirdly specific questions and then a few days later one or more buildings are destroyed”. Like cmon. The guys gotta have a few theories by now.

why not

I’ll try it

Eh

Double your nana, double your yum

give me luck double banana

I think next thursday is gonna be the best day of my entire life tbh

reblog for next thursday to be the best day of your life

not risking it