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About Me:

• I could've changed this MONTHS ago, but I just forgot. But I'm trans masc, I prefer he/him, and I prefer feminine clothing and I wouldn't mind being called a femboy.

• questioning my romantic preferences for now.

• I'm a pet regresser, more specifically a puppy regresser. As apparent by the puppy ears. Although I'm also half seal to represent my "mermaid half" because seals are just underwater doggos.

Fandoms I'm in:

• Andy's Apple Farm

• Minecraft: Story Mode.

• Oneshot.

• Omori.

• Alphabet/Number Lore.

• BFDI (my main one)

It's a pretty short list, but I don't really care anymore. I just wanna practice validating myself instead of relying on others. I still haven't gotten myself those meds that I mentioned, but I promise I'll get them soon. Just not at the moment. I might post often, but I promise I'll take breaks between screentime in general as a whole.

DNI: PERVERTS, CREEPS, P3D0FILES, Z00FILES, BULLIES, HATERS, RADQUEERS, ANYONE FUCKED UP.

So for the Squid Sisters equivalent, we have: Match (Callie) and Pencil (Marie). Obviously. I think the background singers are the rest of Freesmart...and, maybe rarely, the Alternates. I guess agent 3/Captain would be either Book or Needle??? I dunno, I might change it 💔

For the Off The Hook equivalent, we have: Profiley (Pearl) and Announcer (Marina). I named their band "Off The Budget". You cannot stop me. For agent 8, there's Balloony.

For the deep cut equivalent, there's: Evil Leafy (Shiver), Leafy (Frye), and Firey (Big Man, also known as retired agent 4). Why did I choose these three? Because they're Dream Island stealers, and they're bandits in my AU. I just added Woody last minute (because he also briefly became a Dream Island stealer) because Splatoon Raiders came out and yea. (Also I like to think Woody took up the mechanic to honor Pin's sacrifice when she gave him the mech suit to save him despite having a vendetta against him. Moving on)

BREAKING NEWS: Local siblings beat up a diva who allegedly got hypnotized by evil fucking number

Golfie my oomfie pls save me 💔

My trans masc Golf Ball </3 (it's ironic because I h8te golf. He's just my comfort character, lol. I like him platonically)

(don't mind the oddly specific character choices, this is mostly for a BFDI AU. Seems like Woody is pretty excited.)

Me and my mutuals beating the opps

So basically, today, I wanted to make chocolate pancakes. It took me a while, but I made a big stack! (Me, my mom, and my stepdad already ate a few, plus I added strawberry syrup). While I was baking this stack, I remembered when I first tried chocolate pancakes. Me and my mom (before my stepdad came along, this was a few years ago) were in an apartment, I was watching octonauts on my TV using a DVD player. I came in to see what she was making, and she was making chocolate pancakes! I asked for some, and she gave me a plate, and I remember watching octonauts on my bedroom TV! Those were the good days...

But because this was a huge stack of chocolate pancakes, and I wasn't in the mood to eat all of that, I made a grilled cheese! Now, my mom taught me a trick to cooking the most golden grilled cheese. You get a regular piece of bread, but you put a little mayonnaise on it! You put it in the pan, let it cook a little, and bam! Crispy and golden! And my own trick! if you already have a piece of bread in the pan, get some shredded cheese and a slice of cheese. Put the shredded cheese on the bread first, then put the slice of cheese on top! Then add more shredded cheese, and add the other bread, and then cook! Boom, double-stuffed grilled cheese!

Please do NOT comment under a NON-SHARING yumeshipper's video saying "oh but [blank] is mine!", "[blank] loves me more" or "dw twin [blank] loves US", ect. if they are Non-sharing, you listen to them and go about your day. There is a reason they're a Non-sharing yumeshipper. Even if the Non-sharing yumeshipper is either rude or nice, you should always consider that they have their reasons for being a Non-sharing yumeshipper.

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Hello! My name is Spade! You know, Ace's MUCH more beautiful, cute, amazing, and actually nice and not antagonistic counterpart? To be honest, Ace is extremely lame. I can see her eyeliner through that face-shadow, and let me tell you, it's absolute dog shit. She needs more than a makeover. But anyway!

I'm not alone in this! I have my other friends! Clover, Rhombus, and Heart! Don't think that we're basically the dollar tree knockoffs, we're WAY better. My friends are asleep at the moment though, so no proper introduction yet. Sooo...

This is the image of the triggered Match btw. I made it myself. You can use it yourself, no need for permission, just make sure you give credit.