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Coworker friendships be like (inspired by that one ayo edibiri and ebon moss-bachrach story pic)

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Again Spider-man brand new day spoilers but what do you mean people are pissed at MJ for saying she doesn't love Peter yeah no shit she doesn't know that man sorry thats what happens when you specifically cast a spell to erase someone's memory of you then do nothing to reintroduce yourself to them for several years hello consequences of Peter's choices

chaoticgabby

Me, watching this scene in the cinema:

dearlyhyeon

now that everyone is done watching bnd.. i’m expecting a shit ton of arachnid sensory overload! peter parker fics immediately at my desk by tomorrow morning with a side of canon compliance…

why do men get hotter whenever they’re depressed and bruised

thegayisveryreal

SPIDER-MAN BRAND NEW DAY SPOILERS

imagine you’re jean grey and you’re just trying to rescue your sister from a majorly sketchy obviously evil organization disguised as a “we’re just trying to make people’s lives better” organization uh okay sure totally original good job guys after they RANDOMLY JUMPED THE TWO OF YOU IN BROAD DAYLIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FUCKING PARK????? AND THEN KIDNAPPED YOUR SISTER so now you’re spending all your time trying to break into their facilities but then here comes this stupid guy in a SPIDER costume crashing in and he keeps getting in your way and him in his stupid spider cosplay somehow manages to BLOCK your telepathic powers ????? and now you have to threaten him with his ex-girlfriend OH MY GOD IS THAT ZENDAYA?!?! and huh apparently she had all her memories of him wiped out and okay actually y’know what this dude trying to make it professionally as a human spider might be the saddest and pitifully pathetic person you’ve ever met jesus christ what the hell you might feel a little bad— NVM HE JUST HANDED YOU OVER TO THE SAME EVIL ORGANIZATION THAT KIDNAPPED YOUR SISTER ISN’T HE SUPPOSED TO BE SMART HOW DID THE HELL DID HE FALL FOR THEIR SCAM AND WOW OKAY YOUR SISTER IS DEAD BECAUSE OF THEM THATS COOL SURE WHATEVER I GUESS MAYBE YOU SHOULD JUST KILL EVERYONE ACTUALLY ?!?!?!?!?!!?!!!! aaaaand here comes fuckass peter parker in his fuckass spider leotard again jesus can this guy just leave you alone so you can commit a COMPLETELY VALID AND JUSTIFIED murder PLEASE….?!!?!

…

oh

he’s just grieving everyone he loves just like you are……okay yeah no that’s fine it’s not like his dead aunt was like the coolest person ever or whatever and maybe you get what he’s trying to say and sure he’s making some valid points and— OH MY GOD HE JUST TOOK A BULLET FOR YOU WHAT THE ACTUAL LIVING FUCK?!?!?!?! now you gotta keep him and his red and blue spider tights alive and okay no he’s alive whew that’s good that’s cool yeah totally good and cool and not alarming at all and wow okay maybe you lost your older sister but somehow maybe you gained an older brother who likes to moonlight as a spider every once in a while and maybe that’s really nice and comforting…or whatever

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Anakin’s and Echo’s faces🤣. Damn I miss them.

(Screenshots found on Pinterest)

shadow27

witchofprose-deactivated2020041

This is the FUNNIEST SHIT I HAVE EVER SEEN

untitled12573

Reblogging for cultural enrichment

lab-gr0wn-lambs

bout time I brought back the Laurel and Hardy flex tape-

knitmeapony

From The Killers, 1946. A Film Noir Classic

theprofessional-amateur

I’m an archivist, behold my growing collection was of old photos mirroring timeless memes I’ve come across at various places I’ve worked.

xuberfanx

What if after Bad Batch season 2, Bail Organa hires Commander Cody to be in charge of security on Alderaan. Leia grows up getting piggy-back rides from Cody.

In Obi-Wan Kenobi season 2, Obi returns to Alderaan and crosses paths with Cody. They have an adventure. Cody returns to his home and tells Obi to stop by for tea the next time he visits Alderaan.

Obi season 2 ends with Bail and Cody looking up into the sky and seeing the Death Star.

Someone write this fic.

thenotoriousscuttlecliff

This show dares to ask "What if Syril Karn was a hottie silver fox?"

hairscare

pisses me off when i see people on other platforms talk about "everyone" abandoning tumblr after the sex ban and what a big impact that had. THE WEAK LEFT THE STRONG SURVIVED. REAL TUMBLR USERS WILL NEVER STOP. they could make a new update where you can only post 3 words at a time and id still be on here like "hey guys whats"

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clinticalthinkr

For anyone wondering what Wild Rabbit could be writing about if not minotaur smut.

sillystringpasta

gun to my head, you show me the cover and tell me to guess the plot, I a) would never have come up with something as painfully non-horny as above and b) no actually i'm still stuck on point a.

violue

there's so much i want to say and yet i am speechless

bollcks

THE BOYS Season 5 | Teaser Trailer

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teacuptemp

i gotta admit the trend of playing the no good deed “FIYEEERRROOO” riff while panning over to a random scarecrow irl is very funny

altgirly

GIF by jbaileyedits

Oh the monkeys knew and could tell😏

Wicked for Good | 2025

altgirly

Fiyero was probably so anxious in this whole situation….him looking around at all of it but this was his only way to get to Elphie without getting caught 💔

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altgirly

I was actively levitating during this scene btw 🫠🤤

Wicked for good (2025)

gwenona

I'm so glad we finally got the origin story of the scarecrow's gun. everytime i watch the wizard of oz im always thinking "wow i hope a prequel movie finally adresses this question of mine"

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