Turtle's Random Thoughts

basketball players fight over the basketball because they are hypnotized before each game to believe it is their egg

happy june everybody i hope you get fucked and/or sucked this month

what if we don't wanna be?

if you've ever gone on a romantic "date" at olive garden just block me rn i literally can't deal with you proshippers -_-

what

when you're there you're family

trans women who top love dressing like homeless vietnam veterans. it’s like their version of drinking water

"I'm retired from dickslinging" "we need you for one last job.. a thighjob" "I'm a ronin, a soldier without a nation... you have to host"

the last bushi-doll

when that honey mustard hits

every time this goes around I age 10 years

please

Out of Touch Thursday

OUT OF TOUCH THURSDAY

but im out of my head when you’re not around…

this is the only out of touch thursday you can reblog this

OUT OF TOUCH THURSDAY