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mountain dew malice 

in my mountain dew chalice

sipping like a king in my mountain dew palace

IT’S NOT EVEN THE NEW YEAR YET

I remember there was this one episode of doctor who where some malevolent aliens experimented on a pig to make it look like an extraterrestrial (walked on two legs, wore a space suit) & it freaked out & began to run. a man shot it just before nine could stop him, and nine yelled “why would you do that! it was SCARED!” before cradling it’s head and gently caressing it’s snout while it took its final breaths. and I think that, at the heart, is who nine was. he was witty and sarcastic and mean and jaded but he cared. he cared so much about everything, and everyone, no matter how insignificant and fleeting they could have seemed in comparison to an entity like him.

we’re about 60 days away from 2013 just think about that for a sec

its kind of funny how basically every town in the US has a creek called "mill creek"

happy birthday to every horse

YOU GUYS IT’S DECEMBER 10TH YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND THIS HAS BEEN IN MY QUEUE SINCE FEBRUARY

you have the rest of the day to reblog this

look how mad the portrait is when he pulls it down though

THE BRICKS

#are the bricks a separate sticker or did doof just peel off his own siding  #what a RICH visual gag

Given that the false window has a frame but the real one is just a square I think he bricked over the original window and then cut a square hole in his wall

reblog with a book that you have read this year and would like to suggest 📚📖📗📑📔🍵☕

look how mad the portrait is when he pulls it down though

THE BRICKS

#are the bricks a separate sticker or did doof just peel off his own siding  #what a RICH visual gag

Given that the false window has a frame but the real one is just a square I think he bricked over the original window and then cut a square hole in his wall

I’m a magician in the sheets 😏 *pulls a rabbit out of my pussy*

-Mary Toft, 1726

Hold on I need to look something up

What

yeah. sorry