fuck it we ball

i am afraid of people who reblog things with no tags. not even any identifiers like the show it’s from or anything. just silence. what are you thinking?? hello??

Type of shit a minor character in a resident evil game says before stabbing themselves with a mysterious syringe.

"idk how tumblr works" it doesn't. hope this helps 🙏

It doesn't

I already said this

Life Could Be Nightmare

A species that has thrived relatively unchanged for millions of years, everybody

Life Could Be Dream

I bet if a mushroom could lap water out of your hand with a tongue that a gently drinking mushroom tongue on your hand would be the softest and gentlest thing.

jesus christ, i experienced brief but severe grief over not actually being able to experience this.

I think it would feel like a lizard tongue but I’ve never had a lizard drink out of my hand either, and thus the whole thing remains conceptually elusive.

This makes me indescribably overjoyed.