Hello everypony

“Why would you stop in hell?” has changed my brain chemistry

i found yummy cookies and candy

“these characters should be mentally healthy before they get together 😌” ummm no I actually think we should smash their mental illnesses together like clumps of play-doh and see what colors it makes

would you rather have $000,000 or dinner with no one

i just showed an ant the truth and it popped like a firecracker

it’s fall remember you’re going to go nuts from the decreased sunlight.

this job search war is fucked. i just saw a manager clap his hands together and say "weekends only" or some similar shit, and every one around him got paid minimum wage with only 12 hours. the camera didn't even go to him, that's how common this shit is. my ass is casting associates degree and level 2 eye contact. i think i just heard "power word: 5 years experience" two interviews over. i gotta get the fuck outta here

i think i left my nothing at your place

can you go look for it

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yoo thank's for finding my . you're a peach

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hey what's this. eats you

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this reminds me of my nothing

You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

Reblog to materialize $250,000 in prev's bank account

pawing at you for attention maturely and in such a way as to command your respect

reblog if you're an actual person IRL who gets genuinely upset if you catch someone using ChatGPT and view it as a serious moral failing