proud to say that i once said "don't put me in boxes, im claustrophobic"

jellyfish have to be kept in a round tank because if they're in a tank with corners they'll get stuck in them. I think that's beautiful. god's stupidest little plastic bags (affectionate)

dead wife montage but it's a henchman reminiscing about da boss after he got put six feet under. picking flowers before hiding the bodies, wiping cocaine from your nose after a big night, that long drive down the beach to find the bookie who squealed. where did the days go

probably a lesbian or something but between the overwhelming need to cry and my terrifying assesments i dont think i have time for that

Can we stop with the character development. Where's my beach episode.

her name is noelle 😳💖i had a dream 💭 about her 🤔✅ she rings my bell 🔔 got gym class in half an hour ⏰ 🏃 💨 look how she rocks 🪨 in keds and tube socks 🧦💥 but she doesn’t 🙅🙅know who i am 😓and she doesn’t give a damn about me ‼️‼️

“scientists don’t want you know” is a phrase that always cracks me up because if you actually meet a scientist they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know

I thinking there is a misconception. The real phrase should be "the government doesn't want you to know" but when you say that everyone calls you a conspiracy theorist

“scientists don’t want you know” is a phrase that always cracks me up because if you actually meet a scientist they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know

I thinking there is a misconception. The real phrase should be "the government doesn't want you to know" but when you say that everyone calls you a conspiracy theorist

Archives squad, a question for ya: do you think Mary Keay ever cut Gerry's hair as a punishment?

Statement of Y/N, regarding their time in servitude to the entity formerly known as One Direction. Statement begins.

until I learn someones pronouns on this hellsite I just assume they are an eldritch creature beyond my comprehension.