Raevyn d'Tenebres

DM: Alright, you come to a fork in the road

Cleric: I pick it up

DM: you what?

Cleric: I pick it up

*rest of party is dying of laughter*

it is illegal to be gay in 76 countries

gay marriage is legal in about .07% of countries

Hamilton the Musical - You’ll Be Back (Lyrics below the cut) “You’ll Be Back” is a song from the Broadway musical Hamilton performed by Jonathan Groff (King George). Sorry this is shit. I wanted to play around with audio layering again and cover this because it’s fun…

With the holidays coming up and this abandoned blog of mine, I thought I should at least contribute by doing something. A lot of people want a PS4, so I’ll give a lucky person the chance to win one of these consoles with a game of their choice!

Let’s get straight to the prizes:

A brand new Playstation 4: I will be buying the console and shipping it to you from any trusted site of your desire.

A game of your choice: You can also select a game of your choice if you’d like to! It can be any game you want.

A $20 PSN Card: This prize is only going to be for the people who follow me.

Now onto the rules:

You do not have to be following me unless you want the $20 PSN card to come with all of this. Feel free to follow, though! This will be a video game blog with some anime here and there.

Likes AND reblogs count towards entries, you may reblog as many times as you’d like.

You will have to leave your ask box open and also must be comfortable with giving out your address, ect. I’m willing to ship internationally!

No giveaway blogs.

But not a normal people vending machine with Oreos and Gatorade and shit. It’s stocked with reeds and rosin???

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Script under the cut Please watch this if you follow me, I wanna be extra clear that you understand my rules and regulations for following this blog.

I’m open for Art Commissions

For basic lines-

$1 headshot $2 shoulder up $3 chest up $4 waist up $5-7 for fullbody (Depends on the difficulty)

If you want color add-

$ 2 for basic coloring

and if you want shading- (Add a dollar to all of these if waist-up/full-body) $1 for airbrush $2 for cell shading (2D shading) $2.50 for basic watercolor $3 for detailed watercolor

Please share this around so I can start making some art for people.

What You’re Getting:

$45 USD before tax + shipping to spend in the Rooster Teeth Store on whatever the hell you want. I CAN SHIP ANYWHERE. Winner will be chosen by a random number generator.

Rules:

- You do not have to be following me to enter

- Reblogs only, although you may like for reference

- Reblog as much as you like, but be kind to your followers

- Must have your askbox open so I can notify you if you win

- Winner must respond within 48 hours or a new winner will be chosen

- No giveaway blogs

tiny ruby and her very troubled senpais gonna go find the wizard

Written by someone from Britain.

1. Bloody - Damn. Socially acceptable to use, some of my teachers use it, and my gran does too. You can’t use this enough.

2. Arse - ass but more derogatory. You wouldn’t say this to your grandparents, generally. Parents, it depends who you are.

3. Fiver - £5. Everyone says this all the time.

4. Tenner - £10. Ditto fiver.

5. Quid - £1. Ditto tenner.

6. Grand - £1000. Obviously lesser said than fiver unless you’re Ed Sheeran or someone but people normally say this.

7. Chav - i think Americans call them townies??

8. Mum - do i need to explain? and no, we don’t say Dud.

9. Nappy - Diaper. 

10. Lift - Elevator

11. Pavement - Sidewalk.

12. Cock-up - fuck up.

13. Cakehole - mouth. IE: Shut your cakehole!

14. Bloke - Man. Most people say this.

15. Knackered - tired. “I’m off to bed, me, i’m knackered.” the K is silent.

16. Pear-shaped - gone wrong. “It’s all gone a bit pear-shaped.”

17. ay-up - greeting used in the Midlands/North. sometimes used at the start of a statement or question. “Ay-up, what you doing with that?”

18. Local - nearby pub. “I’m off for a drink at the local.”

19. Fit - hot. “He’s fit, him.”

20. Bollocks - balls. Sometimes used as an exclamation, like “Shit!” 

21. this is important. Fanny - vagina. FANNY DOES NOT MEAN BUTT IN ENGLAND. IF YOU CALL SOMEONE A FANNY TO SOMEONE IN THE STREET YOU MAY GET PUNCHED

22. Shag - screw. Shag is less derogatory than screw.

23. Uni - short for university. Is that your college?

24. Sixth form - Junior and Senior year at high school.

25. Secondary school - 6th grade to Sophomore year.

26. Year 10 - Freshman. Year 9 - Eighth Grade and so on.

27. Reception - Preschool.

28. Telly - television.

29. Chips - Fries.

30. Crisps - Chips.

31. Full Stop - Period. The punctuation kind.

32. Bugger - i don’t really know what this translates to. You’d say “oh bugger i’ve lost my keys.”

33. Crap - Less derogatory form of Shit.

34. Wanker - technically, this means someone who jerks off, but it’s used as an insult.

35. Dickhead - another insult.

36. Twat - Some people use this as an insult, but, as I discovered a while ago, it also means vagina.

37. Cunt - vagina. DO NOT INCLUDE THIS WORD IN ANY WRITING, IT’S THE MOST OFFENSIVE WORD IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE.

38. Autumn - Fall

39. Biscuit - cookie.

40. Bonnet (a car bonnet) - hood.

41. Boot (of a car) - Trunk

42. Flannel - washcloth

43. Scouser - someone from Liverpool

44. Manc - someone from Manchester

45. Geordie - Someone from Newcastle

46. Brummie - someone from Birmingham

47. Dodgy - suspicious/not quite right. “Ooh, he looks a bit dodgy/My pen’s being dodgy!”

48. Tad - A bit. “Are you cold?” “Just a tad.”

49. Ta - thank you. Used up north a lot.

50. Absobloodylutely - a very enthusiastic yes.

51. Fortnight - two weeks.

52. Gutted - Devastated

54. Lush - used to describe something or someone as pleasing or desirable. As in “your new puppy is so lush!”, “The cakes they make are lush” or “He was lush”

55. Lad - Guy or boy (NOT ‘fuckboy’ as I have seen it being described) “The lad behind the counter was helpful” or “How are you doing, lad?”

56. Lass - The opposite of lad, a girl or young woman. “That lass over there has a cute dog” or “Ya’ll right, lass?”

57. Pillock - Used as an insult to describe an idiot or someone who has done something foolish. “You absolute pillock” 

58. Knob - A penis (also used as an insult)

59. Biddy - An annoying old woman. “That old biddy is taking forever to cross the road”

60. Wee - Small or tiny. “I only want a wee bit” or “She’s a wee little thing” However, it can also mean to urinate. “I need a wee” or “I’m off for a wee”