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"What are you staring at?"
"Donāt be such a dumbass."
"Are you actually listening to yourself?"
"Good night, I love you."
"Itās nothing, forget about it."
"They turned off the heat."
"Whereād you get all of this money?"
"Youāre not wearing a shirt."
"I think we might have slept together."
"Is it alarming that part of my summer to do list is figuring out my sexual preferences or no?"
"I think we got married last night."
"This is why no one uses maps anymore."
"Of course, Iām sure! Siri told me so."
"I told you that would work."
"When did drunken hate sex become our thing?"
"You said it was an emergency!"
"You wanting sex is not an emergency."
"If I donāt get alcohol into my system in the next twenty minutes, Iām going to shrivel up into nothing."
"I may have keyed her/his car."
"You canāt send me those kind of pictures while Iām at work!"
"Thatās sketchy looking."
"Now youāre just being lame."
"Stop acting like you hate me."
"Iām pretty sure thatās illegal."
"You got a little bitchy there."
"There is nothing wrong with a meaningless hook up. Or three of them."
"Why are you dressed up?"
"What do you take me for?"
"Donāt lie, youāre very obviously high."
"I canāt find my pants."
"Iām covered in glow paint and Iām pretty sure someone stole my shirt. So far, fun night."
"For health reasons, Iām gonna have to ask you to strip."