Sleep Well, Judas

edit: unbelievable i didn’t plug my insta in this post. @/bikenesmith

“would you fuck a clone of yourself?”

avengers therapist, jotting down “needs to be re-educated” on their notepad: uh huh and how long have you been having these delusions mutants are people

3. when the dm is narrating a scene for another character and your character isn’t even there so when you make a smartass comment about what’s happening the dm shouts “You’re not here”

LMAO

1st Winner: Full-color artwork like this one 2nd Winner: Full-color chibi like this one 3rd Winner: Full-color chibi as seen above.

OLD PEOPLE: WHAT!!!!!!!

Giant tarantulas keep tiny frogs as pets. Insects will eat the burrowing tarantulas’ eggs - so the spiders protect the frogs from predators, and in return the frogs eat the insects. Source

Tiny frogs are tarantula housecats. A science fact seldom gets to sound that much like meaningless word salad.

How is this?

it all makes sense now

This kid’s going places

she snapped