So bad at texting it feels like war

being smart has never stopped me from being a complete fucking idiot

every morning i wake up and make the worst possible time management decisions anyone has ever made

“your boyfriend is so cool, i really liked him” notice how nobody has ever said that to u

a creature can be a girl. …..And! as well, a girl can be a creature

wish i was a horror movie character that all the weirdgirls on tumblr were obsessed with

"AITA? My (36M) girlfriend (22F)" YTA

"i could fix him" yeah? well i could accept him as he is. you don't like the murder? grow up. the atrocities are part of him and ive decided they're funny

*hyping myself up to go outside* you are strange and unsettling you are strange and unsettling

“scientists expecting a 4th wave of covid” how is that possible……… wait you don’t think………….. no………………… you don’t think unvaccinated people are going outside without masks pretending to be vaccinated………….?

oh youre a man without earrings? its ok i dont mind ^_^ now come closer (i am holding an icepack and a needle behind my back)