I want you to live for the future

they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of

You really can’t find this type of humor anywhere else

"we detected a mature post" yeah I'm in my 30s

people aren't even exaggerating indeed is literally like that. walmart attendant $13 an hour, target attendant $13 an hour, AI dick sucker $40 an hour, home depot attendant $13 an hour, guy who designs bullets that can only kill children $160k a year plus benefits, gas station manager $18 an hour

person (non-practicing)

are you five nights at fucking kidding me

''what if you regret it'' then you will expirience regret - a normal and unavoidable part of the human expirience.

ive never wanted to send a death threat over a game before

tautological wordle answer

posts that make you open wordle

Oh boy better go try today’s wordle

WHAT THE FUCK

hoes be like: "I'm gay" like stfu I was gay first