Kadonnut poika .

“Welp I can’t fix that shit”

This was exceptional

I’ve never seen such an accurate example of what conversations with your best friends are like.

@greater-than-the-sword

is pepsi ok

‘i guess’ i said sulking, my amber hued orbs peering down because of gravity

‘ok.’ i hand you seven large cokes and a pepsi

god my neighbor just called me and she’s like… is this your chicken in our driveway… like who else has a chicken in this neighborhood yes it’s my chicken… so i get over there and kylo hen is chilling in their driveway eating some specs and stuff and there’s this actual crowd of people around her and i’m like… hi sorry mb let me get her… and oh my god… they’re like do you need us to call someone?? should we get help?? how should we do this?? do you need a net? like bitch it’s a chicken not a fucking komodo dragon. so i just… i was kind of joking around so i crouched down and patted my thighs and all the chickens are trained to come to me on sight because me = food… so i got down there and went “here girl!! come here!!” and the chicken comes running over and this group of actual adult ass individuals were staring at me like i was the fucking pied piper… and i didn’t know what to say…. so i just kind of walked back to my yard with the chicken following me and none of them moved or said a damn word and i think i literally just convinced them this chicken is trained like a dog…

your chicken’s name is kylo hen

Anyone else hear that beat drop in their head or just me

You throw your rent bill across the room in frustration, and it lands under your bed. A few seconds later, a claw pushes the bill back out with a wad of cash.

Monster under the bed finally paying his fucking rent.

She’s so good at winning over the straights. It’s a gift. She’s like our ambassador to the heterosexuals.

My dumb ass Monkey brain every time I see the name “Geoff”: gee-off

Tiny furry philosopher

Look I didn’t spend 20 minutes drawing jeff goldblum as a centaur in front of my family for 3 notes

i can finally die with a smile on my face thank you Jeff

@schanwow