Listen to older women.

It happened to my friend. Today he skimmed gas money off his own kids birthday money.

And last week the divorce lawyer saw fucking Ewok face with his hair the same color as his flesh, and said to my friend " no offense but really?

That guy? You fucked that guy????"

And your friends, like me, will laugh and sigh in relief cus someone finally said it. I literally thought she knew he was ugly!

But all y'all straight girls listen up,

Just stick to hot guys that can really lay pipe, and they don't gotta be rich but they better buy you nice shit sometimes like how I just bought my bae Timberlands... Cus ugly, poor, "nice guys" will also be shitheads to you.

I just put my tempurpedic bogo sale pillow into my lisa frank satin pillowcase;

Cus I got neck arthritis but I'm still young at heart.

I want a

How

Am I

Driving?!

Sticker

The flashbacks happen whether you're asleep or awake

So there's no escape

I want to scorch the earth so my soul can't return to purgatory

Poverty is a prison

Other people's demands and rage my eternal sentence

I'll never afford to pay

Forever dreamer

Runaway

Alone is never lonely when humanity is inhumane

But is it really an oasis in your room

If you can never leave that dissociative State

And the nightmares keep following me

Whether I'm sleeping

Or bolt upright in my bed with the door locked

gasping for air,