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I WANT THE ASTRONAUT LAMP!! 😍😍😍

I seriously just bought the rose lamp. So bloody excited. Yay!! 

@lorenasexyts need to get you one 👌💕

I got one for my birthday and I love it! You can switch between a normal white moon or an orange harvest moon!

Someone buy me one please

I want the moon one so bad 😭😭😭❤❤❤

I want all of these?? My birthday is July 5th

just ordered the rose lamp for my girlfriend!! i’m So Excited she’s going to love it

me: *gets jumpscared by a toaster*

legit read this as ‘assassinated’ first

Tommy: Oh… my… [cat meows, cougar hisses] T: Melanie Melanie: What, babe? T: Come here for a minute. [pause] Look at this. M: Oh my God T: Is that crazy or what? M: Where are the kids? T: They’re out back. M: [exclaimed] TOMMY ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! [cougar backs up, lowers ears, looks at camera] T: Shh- [chuckling] You’re gonna scare the cat. They’re still in bed, they’re still in bed, shi- M: That is not funny. You about gave me a heart attack. T: [laughing quietly] M: Are you kidding?

This has the opposite energy of that “Good Going Ron. What I’m not allowed to sneeze?” Video.

Ancestor vs contemporary genetic fluff

damn it turned the water into 90s anime water

whoever’s reading this, i pray that you find happiness. not temporary happiness, or “if i pretend and put on a smile & laugh, maybe i’ll be happy” kind of happiness, but long lasting real happiness. the kind of happiness that makes ur face glow & lights up ur soul. you deserve it

Fun fact: she left Yahoo citing the staggering incompetence of management and development teams. She was brought in to salvage Yahoo and they proceeded to ignore her and belittle her every chance she got.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glass_cliff

She’s the guardian of the beach. She protects it from the evil human minds cannot comprehend

BASTET QUIVERS BEFORE HER!