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Porky 🥵

If you saw me out shopping would you think I’d need to go on a diet?

- Told me twice how fast I was able to eat my plate of tacos

- Said I could order as many of them as I want when I asked for more after 18

- Told me “hey happy tummy happy life!” when I asked for more after 18 😵‍💫

- When I stopped at 24 tacos and told her I was done, she walked away but stopped, turned around, and coyly was like “are you sure?” Which goaded me into ordering 3 more 🥵

Seriously I’m still in a bit of shock from the comments good lord 😵‍💫

So 27 fucking tacos crammed into this fucking tank. I know y’all wanna see 30, but it gets harder and harder the more tacos I get down. But if I don’t fucking stop I think my gut might just stretch out until it can hold that much eventually 😮‍💨

That offer better include dinner, Gideon. Avery was really looking forward to dealing with Dave from accounting.

Is.... is someone *uurp* there?

Hey, you uhh... couldn't pass me another *uuurrp* donut could you?

Tempest: And you thought me having my own watch thing would cause trouble LOOK AT THE FRIENDS WE'RE MAKING!!

Happy thanksgiving everyone! its a little late cause like I was more busy then I thought but I'm happy to actually get this out today!

To answer your questions: 1. I think it would turn into a competition more of endurance then getting their wives attention since they've already got it, it mostly be like a "who would break first" like the first one to stay they're to full to keep eating, all of them are some what prideful in their own way so I see that working.

2. @alphasunpup, Ahh thank you so much for the kind words, I LOVE IT people enjoy my ramblings about my AUs and stuff!

"The door is broken...."

before the year ends I want to post my little summer cruise vacation pic that came out waaaay to good then it had any right being I don't now how many Nolan fuckers follow me but here ya go

"Don't blame your dad, your Mom's pancakes are amazing!"

I sketched this on National Pancake Day but later in the month I wanted to color it for funzies, it was kind of perfect timing cause Eve was talking about how good Debbie's pancakes where SO OF COURSE I HAD A THOUGHT-

Also Artist's note: Oliver is has his mother skintone cause in my AU he's 100% Debbie and Nolan's son also Debbie is on the same power level as Nolan ( shes a "superhero" herself)

I'ma dip my balls in some thousand island dressin'...... 'Cause I got depression

I feel wide today.

Wide.

Heavy.

Soft and firm at the same time.