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I feel so guilty and bad for blocking spam accounts with URLs that obviously once belonged to a real user, like an obvious fandom URL or a clever pun, something obviously once chosen by a real blogger and not auto-generated. It’s like shooting a shambling zombie in the head when you can still tell what kind of person they were before they died. Maybe they’re wearing a slogan tee you can still read pretty clearly or their hair is still dyed and you had FRIENDS with pink hair… Auto-generated URLs like @drawerlampungulatesparklewillowcord are clearly just faceless nameless drones with no actual person behind them and no history. There’s zero guilt involved with blocking those. It’s actually pretty satisfying, shooting those sick imitations of humans dead. But @sasukeisapowerbottom?? That was once somebody. Somebody’s kid, somebody’s friend. And now their corpse is tottering around trying to get people to click on their links with pictures of skinny white girls in frilly bras. It’s so sad.

some of you have never been eight years old and loved snakes and your brother knew that you loved snakes so he transformed himself into a snake, and then when you went to pick up the snake he transformed back into himself and gone “blergh, it’s me!” and stabbed you and it really shows

finding a new band before your friends and getting them into it is the best thing I swear

grown ass adults every time a disney sequel gets released: leave your kids at home 👏🏼👏🏼 this one’s for the 90s babies 💯💯💯 i will literally beat the SHIT out of any child i see in the theater 👊🏼😤👊🏼

being bisexual means the sun is your boyfriend and the moon is your girlfriend i dont make the rules