you guys are so screwed

Kate Bishop in Hawkeye (2021)

and that makes you the scarlet witch.

Is it funny because of the grievous injury the man just suffered? No, he’s not really injured. How can you be certain? It’s not that kind of show.

KATHRYN HAHN as AGATHA HARKNESS in WANDAVISION (2021)

TEYONAH PARRIS as Monica Rambeau in WANDAVISION 1.07

—Tom Holland for “The Playlist” about WandaVision

WANDAVISION - “Wanda, Wanda. You didn’t think you were the only magical girl in town, did you?”

Wanda maximoff + costume design Wandavision (2021)

I know what you’re thinking. “Oh, no. Thor’s in a cage. How did this happen?” Well, sometimes you have to get captured just to get a straight answer out of something. It’s a long story. Basically, I’m a bit of a hero. See, I’ve spent some time on Earth… for the record, I saved the planet a couple of times. Then I went searching through the cosmos for a couple of magic colorful Infinity Stone things… but didn’t find any. That’s when I came across a path of death, and destruction. Which led me all the way here to this cage… where I met you.

What were you the god of, again?

without my hammer, i can’t…

What were you the god of, again?

…proud to have it, ashamed of how he got it