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It’s too much for coffee early on, but perfect for a proper knight out

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CAT?????? DOES IT HAVE A NAME. PLEASE TELL ME I CAN PET IT!!!

everytime u go outside ur spending $60 automatically its crazy $60 is the new $20

perhaps some will disagree, but i think the world got worse when we changed the colour of the night

ALSO! red light doesn’t fuck up human night vision much so you can go in and out of lit areas without readjusting

i legit miss red lights in cars and appliances n stuff. red city lighting is goated

people who do a PhD are running from something

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

you should get a second evening for reading fan fiction. And you should get an extra day in the week to do arts and crafts.

ive invented (note: dubious claim) something i call the bear diet which is mostly fruits and vegetables with fish as the main protein source and something like once a month you eat a few hyperprocessed foods of your liking because that is when you, the bear, raid a dumpster in the suburbs