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Only Bo Burnham could out do himself on his own cinematic masterpiece with another hour special of just the outtakes.

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Calico Jack or Izzy Hands
Who has more Pick Me energy?
So Iâm not sure if anyone has brought this up butâŚ
The relationship between Ed and Calico Jack is very much like that toxic friend you have that brings out the absolute worst in you but you canât get away from them because thereâs history. Itâs not so much of the fact that you have loyalty you to them, but they either have shit on you or you two went through a rough patch together or you owe them something and they just hang it over your head, forever. And then you try to relive that time in your life every time you are with them but itâs not until you see what a true and loving relationship is like, that you would question it and probably would have never seen how badly they treat you in the first place.
Thank you for coming to my TED talk.
Random Blackbeard headcanon:
The rings that he wears are ones that he has stolen or looted over the years and are the also the ones he thinks are pretty.
ă  ASK MEME :  HOWâS MY PORTRAYAL?  ă  * send anonymously or not. feedback is appreciated!
NON-SEXUAL FORMS OF INTIMACY! prompts taken from this tumblr post. as always, feel free to tweak these as needed, take care, and have fun!
[ HUG ] for our muses to hug
[ HAND ] for our muses to hold hands
[ WATCH ] for our muses to watch tv / movies together
[ DATE ] for our muses to go on a date (dealers choice!)
[ SHARE ] for our muses to share a drink / dessert
[ MEAL ] for our muses to share some other kind of food together
[ TALK ] for our muses to have a deep conversation
[ CALL ] for our muses to call / video chat
[ DETAIL ] for one muse to tell the other a personal detail about themselves
[ LAY ] for one muse to lay their head on the others shoulder
[ ARM ] for our muses to link arms while they walk
[ TOUCH ] for one muse to give the other a massage
[ TICKLE ] for one muse to tickle the other!
[ SMILE ] for our muses to share a knowing look
[ PLAY ] for one muse to play with / brush / braid the otherâs hair
[ TRACE ] for one muse to trace patterns on the others skin
[ NOTE ] for one muse to leave a handwritten note for the other
[ HEART ] for one muse to rest their head on the others chest and listen to their heartbeat
[ MUSIC ] for our muses to sing / play instruments together
[ DANCE ] for our muses to dance togetherÂ
[ FEED ] for one muse to feed the other
[ DRAW ] for one muse to draw / write on the other
[ COOK ] for our muses to cook a meal together
[ READ ] for our muses to read next to one another
[ TREAT ] for our muses to do a face mask / paint their nails / etc together
[ SICK ] for one muse to take care of the other while theyâre sick
[ SCRATCH ] for one muse to give the other head scratches
[ SLEEP ] for our muses to just sleep next to each other
[ KISS ] for one muse to put butterfly kisses all over the others face
[ ZEN ] for our muses to meditate together
[ STORY ] for one muse to tell the other a story, true or otherwise
[ BATH ] for our muses to bathe together
[ RELAX ] for our muses to have a relaxed, vulnerable moment together ( dealers choice!)
[ CRY ] for one muse to cry in the others presence
[ TRIP ] for our muses to take a trip together
[ MINE ] for one muse to wear something belonging to the other
[ HELP ] for one muse to accompany the other to an important appointment
[ ART ] for our muses to make art together
[ FUTURE ] for our muses to discuss the future and what they want from life
[ GAME ] for our muses to play a game together
[ TALK ] for one muse to bring up an important conversation theyâve been meaning to haveÂ
[ YOU ] for one muse to compliment the otherÂ
[ JOKE ] for our muses to share an inside joke
[ EAT ] for our muses to go out to eat together
[ ACCEPT ] for one muse to reassure the other that something they worry about is fine, and they love and accept them completely.

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ă  RP MEME :   ONLY ONE BED .  ă  * change pronouns as needed .
â why did you book us one room? â
â iâm sleeping on the left. â
â just a warning, i hog the covers. â
â if you snore, iâm hitting you. â
â itâs fine. iâll take the floor. â
â itâs so hot in here. â
â thereâs no way this bed is big enough for you and me. â
â hey! no cover hogging. â
â i didnât mean to wake you. â
â i have to face the door. â
â come on! iâm so cold. â
â donât feel like you have the take the floor on my account. â
â weâll be fine. â
â maybe we should cozy up together. â
â this is going to be the best night ever. â
â the innkeeper said this is the last room. â
â i was having such a good dream, too⌠â
â thereâs not even a couch in here? â
â i think itâs big enough for both of us. â
â you think we could get a refund? â
â can you close the curtains? â
â shh, itâs okay. iâm here. â
â youâre kind of warm. â
â thereâs no way we can exchange rooms now. â
â arenât you cold? â
â donât look at me! â
â i sleep commando, just so you know. â
â come here. â
â how could i have known? i was in a rush! â
â you have to be freezing down there. â
â iâm not facing you. â
â haha, i never knew you had such bedhead. â
â sorry, did i wake you? â
â do you normally have nightmares like this? â
â this is going to be the worst night ever. â
â sharing a bed with a pretty girl like you? count me in. â
â why the hell did they book a room with a single bed? â
â i know weâre undercover and all, but this is a little extreme. â
â we can sleep in shifts. iâll take the first watch. â
â donât even think about cuddling me. â
â it was just a dream. â
â i heard you calling their name. â
â you sleep like a rock. â
â did you know you snore? â
â you did this on purpose, didnât you? â
Soft Headcanon Meme
What is your museâs love language / how do they show affection?
Does your muse like hugs?Â
Does your muse like kisses?
Does your muse like to hold hands?
Did your muse have any sweet childhood romances?
Did your muse have a favourite childhood toy?
Did your muse have a favourite childhood story or fable?
Does your muse like to dance? Would they dance with another?
Does your muse like to sing? Would they do a duet?
Does your muse like to cook? Would they cook with another?
What pet names would your muse give to others?
What pet names would your muse want to be called?
Are there any physical items that make your muse happy?
Is there a particular place that makes your muse feel at home?
Is there a type of music relaxes your muse?
How does your muse behave when they are on their own, with nobody watching?
How does your muse behave when they are with their best friend?
How does your muse behave when they are with their family?
How does your muse behave when they are with their crush / love?
What does your muse love about themself?
What does your muse love about their best friend?
What does your muse love about their crush / love?
How is your muse with children?
How is your muse with animals?
How would your muse react to being handed a baby?
How would your muse react to being abruptly kissed by their crush?
How would your muse react to their love proposing marriage?
Does your muse want to have children, would they make a good parent?
What makes your muse smile?
What makes your muse laugh?
What makes your muse blush?
Describe a soft scenario or memory involving your muse.
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idk what this is my dudes, i got angsty, then spot.ify gave me a soft song, and i decided to resolve the angst briefly by writing up these! i hope yâall enjoy!
DIALOGUE PROMPTS.
â hey, look at me⌠you can do this. okay? you can. â
â itâs gonna work out, alright? i promise.
â youâre not alone, okay? not anymore. iâm right here with you. â
â you good? â
â here. hold my hand. you get scared again, squeeze tight, and iâll help you. got it? â
â shh⌠itâs okay⌠breathe with me, okay? in⌠and out⌠good job. â
â weâre gonna figure all this out together, i promise. â
â thatâs it⌠there we go, good job⌠let it all out. â
â of course i came. you called me. whatâs wrong? â
â hey, why donât we get out of here? would that be better? â
â you wanna get out of here? i know a great coffee shop a few blocks away. â
â do you wanna talk about this, or be distracted, or left alone? â
â you donât have to be so strong all the time. itâs okay. cry. iâll be strong for both of us. â
â hey, i got you some water. drink it all, youâll feel better. â
â itâs been a long day. why donât you stay here tonight? i can take the sofa. â
â câmon, you gotta eat something. and i canât cook, so take-out it is. eat up. â
â letâs go for a walk. staying here is the worst thing we can do, right? â
â donât you pay any heed to those morons. they donât know you. not like i do. â
â itâs okay. i got youâŚÂ â
â we donât need to talk unless you want to. iâm happy to just sit with you for a while. â
â itâs alright. you take your time⌠iâm gonna be right here whenever you want to talk, okay? â
ACTION PROMPTS.
[ KNEE ]:Â Â Â Â Â sender gently rests a hand on the receiverâs knee to stop them from shaking it.
[ MOUTH ]:     sender notices the receiverâs distress from across a crowded room, and silently mouths âare you okay?â to them.
[ SIT ]:Â Â Â Â Â sender guides the receiver into a seat after noticing them becoming upset.
[ BESIDE ]:Â Â Â Â Â sender sits next to the troubled receiver at a social event so that they donât have to feel alone.
[ BACK ]:Â Â Â Â Â sender rests a gentle hand against the receiverâs back, silently checking in on them.
[ HAND ]:Â Â Â Â Â sender takes a gentle hold of the receiverâs hand, as a form of emotional support and reassurance.
[ JOIN ]:Â Â Â Â Â sender follows the emotionally unsettled receiver out of a crowded party and into a secluded space to check on their well-being.
[ BREATHE ]:Â Â Â Â Â sender begins to take slow, deliberately even breaths, encouraging the receiver to copy their motions until their own breathing is back to normal.
[ SPOON ]:Â Â Â Â Â sender lies beside the receiver and becomes the big spoon to comfort them.
[ GLANCE ]:Â Â Â Â Â sender glances at the receiver while in a public setting to assure them they arenât alone, and ground them in doing so.
[ BLOCK ]:Â Â Â Â Â sender deliberately stands in front of the receiver to prevent them from seeing something that may upset them further.
[ SHIELD ]:Â Â Â Â Â sender deliberately stands in front of the receiver to protect them from a targeted attack (verbal or physical).
[ DISTRACT ]:Â Â Â Â Â sender, noticing receiverâs distress, provides a distraction for them (by conversation, a mobile game, a detour, etc.).
[ ARRIVE ]:Â Â Â Â Â sender shows up at the receiverâs door after receiving a troubled phone call from the receiver.
[ CIRCLE ]:Â Â Â Â Â sender rubs slow circles on the receiverâs back while hugging them in an effort to calm them down.
[ FOREHEAD ]:Â Â Â Â Â sender lowers their head to press their forehead against the receiverâs, trying to comfort them in the process.
[ ANCHOR ]:Â Â Â Â Â sender places a hand on the back of the receiverâs neck and pulls them close in an effort to physically and emotionally ground them.
[ HOLD ]:Â Â Â Â Â sender holds out their hands to the receiver, either to hold hands or to hold them.
[ AROUND ]:Â Â Â Â Â while sitting together, the sender quietly wraps an arm around the receiverâs shoulders as a support.
[ SHOULDER ]:Â Â Â Â Â sender reaches out and places a hand on the receiverâs shoulder, both to catch their attention and silently ask if theyâre okay.
[ JACKET ]:Â Â Â Â Â sender notices the receiver beginning to shake after an immensely distressing incident, and removes their own jacket to wrap it around the receiverâs shoulders.
[ CATCH ]:Â Â Â Â Â sender, noticing the receiverâs legs beginning to give out beneath them, rushes over to them and catches them before they collapse to the ground.
Headcanon/Development Questions
If asked today, would your muse say they were happy? How long have they been happy?
Your muse has to share something thatâs hard for them to talk about. What is the biggest thing they donât want to say aloud/admit? What makes it hard for them to say it?
Name one line in the sand your muse has. Tell us one way someone can go âtoo farâ.
Is conflict something to be avoided at all costs, or does it sometimes have to happen?
Would your muse use the word âbraveâ, about themselves? Should they?
Whatâs one of the bravest things your muse has done? Did they consider it brave?
Your muse is trying to calm down/unwind after a long, bad day in a hotel room/out of state, away from family and friends and most of their things. What do they do?
What does kindness look like, to your muse?
Does your muse think an action has to be intentional and malicious, to be cruel?
Whatâs something theyâve mildly been afraid of before? Not a huge trauma, something small?
Can they leave their work at the door (disconnect from âwork modeâ and enter âhome modeâ) or do they carry it with them wherever they go?
The last thing your muse has been annoyed about?
Whatâs something your muse has done, in canon or in a thread, that just makes you Love ThemTM?
What does your muse like about [character name]?
What is their pain tolerance like - and if itâs high, how did it get to be that way?
Would they stop to help if someone needed help, in the street?
Whatâs something about the way your muse âhelpsâ that might be different from how someone else would help? What in particular about their style of âhelpâ is different/unusual?Â
If their neighbour was sick and asked them to do some small household task, does your muse do the household task and leave or do they Offer More?
Whatâs a fail-safe gift for your muse?
Tell us about a small, passing relationship your muse has with someone in their everyday life. Are they on a first name basis with their barista? What about the busdriver?
If your muse was evicted from their home with no warning, today, where would they go? What would they do?
How important are apologies, to your muse? Do they have to be aloud?
Name something your muse regrets.Â
Do they take hard decisions as a dare? Does your muse think âkill this person or youâre [letting bad thing happen]â is a dare (Do It Or Youâre A Coward)? If they do think itâs a dare, do they do it?Â
Whatâs something your muse isnât proud of, about themselves?
UNREQUITED, FALSE ASSUMPTIONS & PINING PROMPTSÂ
TO EACH OTHER
â i love you. and i know you donât feel that way about me and thatâs okay i just. i wanted to get to say it at least once. â
â what are you talking aboutâ  of course i love you? â
â but i do love you. i always have. i just thought you didnât feel that way so i never said anything. â
â look iâŚi do care about you. a lot. and i wish i could love you that way. i really do but i just, iâve never seen you like that. âÂ
â âŚyou love me? âÂ
â why didnât you ever say anything?  â
â i did! i loved you. and i thought you didnât feel that way so i moved on. iâm with someone now. whyâŚwhy did you wait so long? â
â why did you wait so long to tell me how you feel? â
â i love you!  okay?  iâve been so fucking in love with you for longer than i can remember. â
â you should have told me how you felt. â
â actually iâŚthere was a little while there where i had this horrible crush on you. if iâd known this was how you were feeling i wouldâve gone for it. â
â please donât say it. i know you donât love me. i donât expect you to, but just. donât make me have to hear you say it. â
â iâve loved you for so longâŚi donât remember what it was like to not be in love with you. â
â i canât say no to you. and itâs just not fair.  â
â please, donât be cruel. i love you. like really love you. so if iâm just some passing curiosity for youâŚdonât. donât say anything at all. â
â you donât get it. i want the whole package with you. i donât wanna be some fling you forget about in a few months. â
â do you know how long iâve waited for you? â
â i donât need you to love me back. i just want you to be able to accept that this is how i feel. â
â why did you think i wouldnât love you back? â
â will you just slow down a minute! iâm trying to tell you i love you too. â
â i wouldnât have been messing around with anyone else if i knew about this sooner. â
â will you stop crying so i can kiss you already? â
â honestly iâd never thought about itâŚi just need time to think it over. â
â i hadnât ever taken the time to think about it. butâŚthat doesnât mean i couldnât love you. â
â i just need to know. do you love me? or have i just been making this all in my head? â
â i love you. please donât say anything yet. you donât need to say anything. â
â noâ they werenât lying. i do. i love you. but i didnât want you to find out like that. i didnât want you find out at all, actually. â
â look can you just forget about it? okay? yeah iâm in love with you. big deal. it happens. â
â yes i love you. iâll get over it. â
â are youâŚare you really over me? cause, thatâd actually really suck because iâm not over you. â
â look, i know you love me. but you shouldnât. â
â you are far too good to love someone like me. youâll find someone better. â
TO/FROM A THIRD PARTY
â if thatâs how you feel about them why not just say it? take a chance. wouldnât you rather know one way or the other? â
â this whole time i didnât see themâŚi didnât see what was right in front of me and now it might be too late.  â
â i love them so much it hurts. â
â love shouldnât hurt this much. this whole thing is just consuming you in a way that isnât healthy. â
â you either need to make a move or let them go. â
â this isnât good for you. you canât keep pouring yourself into someone who doesnât even know you exist. â
â you do see how they look at you, right? â
â donât you realize theyâve been in love with you for years? â
â they love you, dumbass. â
â look iâm so fed up with everyone knowing you two love each other except you. go kiss them or shut the fuck up about it. â
â just take a chance. you might be surprised. â
ACTIONS/SCENARIOS
[ CONFESSION ]Â for sender to interrupt receiverâs confession of love by kissing them.Â
[ CONFESSED ]Â for receiver to interrupt senderâs confession of love by kissing them.Â
[ STOP ] for sender to try and walk away, afraid theyâre going to get their heart broken but receiver grabs their wrist and pulls them back in for a kiss.Â
[ STOPPING ] for receiver to try and walk away, afraid theyâre going to get their heart broken but sender grabs their wrist and pulls them back in for a kiss.Â
[ CONFRONTING ]Â for receiver to confront sender after a third party told receiver that sender is in love with them.Â
[ DRAMATICS ]Â for a near death experience to drive receiver to confess their feelings to sender.Â
[ SEE ]Â for receiver to be hurt and realize sender loves them because of the way theyâre taking care of them.Â
[ EAVESDROP ]Â for receiver to overhear a conversation where sender talks about their feelings for them.Â
[ HUSH ]Â for sender to ramble about their feelings and how they know it isnât requited only for receiver to put a hand over their mouth so theyâll be quiet long enough for them to explain they love them too.Â
[ AWAKEN ]Â for receiver to not think they feel the same way but realize after a simple hookup with sender that theyâre in love with them to.Â
[ CASUAL ] for sender to want to sleep with receiver to get it out of their system. but receiver winds up catching feelings to because of it.Â
[ TENSION ]Â for muses who have been pining for each other to finally have sex for the first time.Â
[ BREAK ]Â sender canât take it anymore and kisses receiver out of nowhere.Â
[ FREE ]Â receiver canât take it anymore and kisses sender out of nowhere.Â
[ TRY ] sender has confessed their feelings and receiver tries kissing them to see how they feel. Â
[ TRYING ]Â receiver has confessed their feelings and sender tries kissing them to see how they feel.Â

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Kin, 1x07.
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A Less Spicy Shipping Meme
Send a đ and Iâll tell you what a relationship would be like with my character:
How likely they are to enter a relationship with them:
1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10
Would theyâŚ
Make the first move? Yes | No Say âI love youâ first? Yes | No Cheat on them? Yes | No Be the jealous type? Yes | No Plan the dates? Yes | No Initiate the first kiss? Yes | No Remember anniversaries? Yes | No
BOLD WHAT APPLIES:
Their Relationship Is:
friends to lovers | rivals to lovers | enemies to lovers | still just enemies | mutual pining | star crossed lovers | old married couple | perpetual honeymoon phase | stable and boring | stable but not boring | secret lovers | best friends hiding their feelings | and they were roommates | friends with benefits | coworkers avoiding HR | one-sided affection | weird sexual tension | itâs complicated | toxic relationship | a secret affair | an actual dumpster fire | other
PUBLIC Displays of Affection:
hand holding | kiss on the hand | kiss on the cheek | kiss on the forehead | kiss on the lips | Â cuddling | hugging | affectionate messages or comments | pet names | pictures together | no displays of affection
PRIVATE Displays of Affection:
hand holding | kiss on the hand | kiss on the cheek | kiss on the forehead | kiss on the lips |Â cuddling | hugging | affectionate messages or comments | pet names | pictures together | no displays of affection
Do they stay together?
yes, this is endgame | yes but someone is gonna die tragically | something is keeping them apart | they part ways as friends | they part ways as enemies | theyâre on-again-off-again | they have a super messy breakup | it was just a fling | other
BONUS
What terrible pet names would they give each other?
Ethan is not a fan of pet names.
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