a recipe for disaster

Oklahoma and Missouri are not kansas

Source?

What the fuck is Illino and Mississ

Mississ is what you call the nice teachers in elementary school and Illino is a pokemin or some shit like that

reminder to use your library’s resources so that they continue to be funded

u survive literally every single event in your life & still every time a new event happens you feel like this is the event that will kill you and that you will never move on from but actually you will continue to survive like you always have bc u have a 100% win rate of surviving events. btw

#this is so true#i know writers like to joke about hating writing#but like if you're serious?#if you actually hate the process of writing?#why is this what you've chosen to pursue#just do something else

i tend to avoid discourse because most of it is trite and pointless but just this once i feel like i need to state my opinion: i think everyone should bend to my dark and evil will

finally someone said it

imagining like a frat bro with the hat on sideways and like the sleeves cut off his shirt getting drunk as fuck and crying to his boys like spilling jungle juice on himself getting the couch all sticky and shit and then he takes his phone out of his pocket and all his bros are like bro do not text her right now but he opens a sudoku app and chooses "master" difficulty and starts filling in the board at blinding speed. he wakes up in the morning and every cell is wrong

how is there absolutely not a single sign of active human life in either of those pictures ?

as a photographer, it is important that i respect the anonymity of private citizens when pursuing my passion. to do this, i vaporize all organic life within a 2 block radius before taking a picture.

Ok but why are the suckers and losers trying to kill me today

5 minutes of research on what American troops did in Vietnam will make you understand why people called them baby killers

given the current climate this pride especially i feel i must mention that i love my trans friends, i stand with trans people in the fight against transphobic legislation and those who would enforce it, and this blog is not a good place for you to be if you do not vibe with that

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

We CANNOT have snudity (snake nudity) on this webbed site

Gotta respect their snivacy (snake privacy)

Tumblr porn ban safe snake post

art prompt: draw a creature/animal that fits the name Scrimpering Whimperlet

@creatures-in-posts

overalls were invented in order to prevent wayward manlets from pulling hard working miners pants down and sucking them off during work hours

When I (M29) was a young boy (M7) my father (M35) took me into the city (X167) to see a marching band (M23, M21, M22, F22, M24, M25, F21, M

He said “Son (M7) when you grow up (F33) would you be — wait what”

happy pride to this post