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Why my parents so old and stupid fuck off

“Honor your father and your mother”

“Gargle my dick and balls”

What a wiggly strawberry macaroon !

yes i play video games. yes i fucking suck at all of them. we exist

I love this persons work lmao

good post

Concept: horse girl movie where instead of having a horse that’s Damaged With A Heart Of Gold and a Sad Girl Who Needs It we have a horse who’s just batshit crazy who forges a grudging bond with the main character because she’s even batshit fucking crazier

The Rich Bitch in this movie is a dude and the running gag is that she keeps kicking him in the nads and he keeps finding more and more convoluted ways to protect them and none of the ways Stop Her

this is just the plot of lilo and stitch

do u ever suddenly realise how unpopular and disliked and lonely you are and then you’re kind of just like ohhhhhhhhhh o k