Bruh..

Well now I can correctly moonwalk away from uncomfortable situations

Because everyone deserves to know how to do a mean moonwalk.

guYS THIS IS IMPORTANT

I definitely reblogged this sitting down not getting up to do the moonwalk at all

that’s just how living in the mid west be

funny how as a society we are so quick to consume the fine arts (we love music, film, art, etc.) but treat those pursuing the fine arts in college/university/school/etc. poorly and like they’re wasting their time

sir that’s my emotional support lobster

#Hermes: he’s dead Dionysus you don’t actually have to do this #Dionysus [polishing his giant wooden dildo]: I made a PROMISE (x)

How do Greek Myths keep suprising me

I feel like if ypu swear by dionysus then its a promise that will be kept

trickster gods having a dance-off

That’s alot of chaotic energy in one video

i looked up the song thats playing in the background only to discover that the guy in the smiley face hoody literally wrote and recorded it this is his song

Shit slaps tho like that’s impressive

This is the funniest thing I’ve seen in weeks. Literally, I’ve never been this funny in my entire goddamn life

a gem, this is a god damn gem

i wouldn’t want to meet anyone else

THE GOODEST COMEDIAN

Not to critique evolution, but I would think orange and black stripes wouldn’t be as good for camouflage in a forest as, say, green and black would.

Not to critique evolution but I think prey animals should be better at telling when their predator is dressed like a traffic cone.

I don’t know what the best part of this is: implying that deer chose their attributes on a character sheet, or the fact that we get to see tiger colors because they look like a snack.

I’m sorry but there is not an animal in that first leopard picture

“Tigers are fruit colored” is my new favorite phrase.

HOW did the parent not die laughing immediately!?

OMG HE ACTUALLY TOLD THE TIME

That last gif looks like Octavius was looking for a kiss, and well Jed misunderstood completely.

Being a homosexual in Octavius’ time was perfectly acceptable, which makes this all the more funny cause I think he thinks there can be something more, but Jeb is literally clueless as hell.

Cowboys in the Old West were also notoriously gay

MY TRUE OTP

FINALLY SOMEONE SAID IT

They both look like ‘shit I should’ve kissed him’ in the last gif…

they’re true gays because they’re both so fucking clueless they think the other one isnt interested