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i dont think straight people should be allowed to do "enemies to lovers" i think if a man is your enemy you need to trust that you were correct the first time and slay him in battle

i like it when people compliment me. i like it... when people like me. (looks around to make sure nobody is about to shoot me)

you've met me at a very wild animal caught in a bear trap gnawing off its own leg time in my life

a socially isolated pervert is speaking. Listen carefully

controversial stance but i do wish i could live forever. i certainly live like i'm going to live forever. i take my time. realistically however my lifespan is dreadfully limited and there are things i've "been meaning to do" that i will never get around to. the Emoji Movie came out almost 10 years ago. in all that time on any random day i could've decided to sit down and watch it, and i did not. how many more decades will slip by like this? conceivably, it could be all the decades i have left. watching the Emoji Movie would not be, after all, a crucial use of my time. much better things to do. i could easily postpone it over and over and over until my final breath where it may not even register to me that i never did watch the Emoji Movie. no great loss, certainly; and yet i find myself intrigued by Patrick Stewart's involvement

t’es woke toi 😦🫵 toi t’es un woke left😔🙄 tu supporte les trans pis les pronoms toi 🤨🏳️‍⚧️ veux-tu savoir mes pronoms? 🥱🔥 mes pronoms? 😳😤 que/bec. fran/çais. bar/be/que. go/habs/go.🍁🏒 bleu pis rose 💙🌹 toi c’est quoi tes pronoms? vas-y. dis moj tes pronoms?🧐😪 joe/bi/den? ru/paul? 🤭😒 j’vas prier pour toi 🫤🙏

love my downward spiral :) #myspiral #descending

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Did you know that um…. (remembers that words are very unnecessary, they can only do harm) …………

meows loud as fuck shattering all glass within 3 miles no survivors

An imagined version of yourself living happily in an alternate universe is a kind of dead wife

Is willy wanka still alive IRL cuz if no that timothy shallemet shit is direspectful as fuck

I need everyone to be less afraid of the word lesbian Though lol like no this thing doesn’t have to be sapphic wlw WuhluhWuh it’s LESBIANNNNNNN bitch