brainrot

“start your free trial now” what if i told u i am already experiencing trials. and the cost is more than i can bear

Your capacity for evil is showing

does it make me look cute

ugh we need more manipulative characters that aren’t evil. lie and cheat and steal for a good cause. control every narrative. use narcissism for justice. ruin all of your personal relationships for the good of the mission.

i have literally never fallen in battle. only tripped gracefully with tasteful panty shot

stay vigilant. there are still people out there who will try to convince you that eating fruit is somehow bad for your body

digital selfharm is real. do NOT check up on that ex-partner/ex-friend. do NOT reread those old messages/conversations that you know will hurt your feelings all over again or that will otherwise make you feel like shit. do NOT block evade to see if you’re being talked about. inhale. exhale. let it pass and you’ll be better for it.

Video games are great, they let you try your craziest fantasies. For example, on the sims, you can have a job and a house

mid day nap in the summer isn’t even a choice you make it’s a thing that happens to you

“Everyone has the same 24h” yeah right buddy say that to cavefish

Horny people legally cannot consent. Horniness is a clouded state like inebriation. If you are partway through sex and you realize you might've become horny, it is illegal to continue. If you have ever made someone horny, you are a bad person.