brainrot

a socially isolated pervert is speaking. Listen carefully

controversial stance but i do wish i could live forever. i certainly live like i'm going to live forever. i take my time. realistically however my lifespan is dreadfully limited and there are things i've "been meaning to do" that i will never get around to. the Emoji Movie came out almost 10 years ago. in all that time on any random day i could've decided to sit down and watch it, and i did not. how many more decades will slip by like this? conceivably, it could be all the decades i have left. watching the Emoji Movie would not be, after all, a crucial use of my time. much better things to do. i could easily postpone it over and over and over until my final breath where it may not even register to me that i never did watch the Emoji Movie. no great loss, certainly; and yet i find myself intrigued by Patrick Stewart's involvement

t’es woke toi 😦🫵 toi t’es un woke left😔🙄 tu supporte les trans pis les pronoms toi 🤨🏳️‍⚧️ veux-tu savoir mes pronoms? 🥱🔥 mes pronoms? 😳😤 que/bec. fran/çais. bar/be/que. go/habs/go.🍁🏒 bleu pis rose 💙🌹 toi c’est quoi tes pronoms? vas-y. dis moj tes pronoms?🧐😪 joe/bi/den? ru/paul? 🤭😒 j’vas prier pour toi 🫤🙏

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Did you know that um…. (remembers that words are very unnecessary, they can only do harm) …………

meows loud as fuck shattering all glass within 3 miles no survivors

An imagined version of yourself living happily in an alternate universe is a kind of dead wife

Is willy wanka still alive IRL cuz if no that timothy shallemet shit is direspectful as fuck

I need everyone to be less afraid of the word lesbian Though lol like no this thing doesn’t have to be sapphic wlw WuhluhWuh it’s LESBIANNNNNNN bitch

Hey baby uwanna stick ur fingers in my cage

I'm so mentally stable you can park a horse in my brain

first mammoth to get hit with a spear mustve been like actually fuck you for real

(no beers in) So how do you perceive me in the privacy of your thoughts