brainrot

do not, my friends, become addicted to touching. it will take hold of you, and you will resent its absence.

it will take hold of me?🥺👉👈

car is a sentient beast that eats dollars and can tell when you have money in your bank account

Horses are also expensive horses that love to die aren't they

i need (abruptly stops talking & stares at some random fixed point with a vacant expression)

unclean = adj. of or pertaining to uncles

going to the choices made in anger market. what do you guys want

hmm... this highly personal vent post seems like the perfect place to lay my roleplay egg...

EVERYONE STOP TELLING ME HOW OLD YOU WERE IN 2008 I DONT WANNA HEAR THAT SHIT

SOME OF YOU SHOULD BE AT THE OPRHANGE

preschool. I meant preschool.

hey. do cry. I went to Wanting To Fuck You island and there were no bitches

why were you at Wanting To Fuck Me island 🥺