How many times did they get crucified jfc

Gabrielle (singing about herself): A cute little gal that’s lookin’ really swell, Perfect hair Such a lovely lass Nice round breasts and a firm, young–

Xena: This is gonna be the best thing of your young lives. Come on, Gabrielle. Let’s get wet!

Xena: I brought you here ‘cause I thought we could enjoy a good day’s fishing together. 

and this whole gift of a scene:

Xena: Gabrielle, I forgot how much fun this is.Come on. Give it a try. It’s easy.

Gabrielle: What do you do?

Xena: All you have to do is stick your hand underneath the water and feel around till you find a great, big succulent fish. And then you do this. You wiggle your fingers so it looks like bait. And whammo!

Gabrielle: You punch it in the face. Why would I want to do that?

Xena: Because it’s fun!

Gabrielle: Right. Ramming my fist down the throat of an innocent little fish. It’s not my idea of fun.

Xena: Well, don’t knock it till you’ve tried it.

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