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???? I didnāt make this, what???
Your alter ego has been active
Drat! Iāve been outed as @theshitpostcalligrapherās evil twin after all this time!
wait a second. @hellenhighwater i thought that
I
was the evil twin!!! >:0
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...No, we are NOT setting up a stunt course for the SHIVs.
[This should not need to be said, AND YET.]
Early one morning, you pull down your favourite cup, only to find a small dragon, curled up and sleeping contentedly inside.Ā
Confused and still half asleep you take the cup outside to empty the dragon carefully onto the grass, then return to rinse your cup and make coffee. The next morning he is back, curled snuggly inside the cup as before and you repeat the process.
After a week of repeating this process you make him a little bed complete with whatever pocket change you have left over from the day to give him a little treasure hoard, he is ecstatic with his new treasure, but nevertheless every morning when you go for your coffee there he is; snuggled up inside the small cup.
Another few days pass and when you decide to move his bed into the cabinet to see if heāll choose the cup or the treasure, and for some reason he values the cup more highly than his treasure. You arenāt upset, in fact you find it quite endearing, you had been having trouble finding a reason to get out of bed each morning until this little dragon showed up. You decide to place the cup inside the bed, and offer it to the dragon as his latest addition to his hoard. You think to yourself that if heās going to stay this dragon will need a name and you start sorting through several intimidating, dragonly names before finally deciding to call him Folgers; after all, the best part of waking up is Folgers in your cup.
That pun was heinous, I love it. Very well done Darling.
@wolfbirdmusings @obsidianthunderwolf If you haven't seen it already...
Iām a Pisces and thatās why I gotta go home.
I am a Scorpio and thatās why you donāt want me in your house
I am a Capricorn and thats why I am always calm and PISSED at you
Iām a Libra and thats why I choose to be purged
I am a Capricorn and thatās why I gotta murder six people
I have several questions.
I will answer none of them.
I am a cancer and thatās why my parents are never proud of me
Uhā¦you good?
Says the Zodiac Killer
Iām not the Zodiac Killer. That is obviously Ted Cruz.
Ted CurzeĀ š
Donāt besmirch Konrad like that.
Iām aries and thatās why god fears me, he knows Iām coming
Iām Ophiuchus and thatās why you donāt think I have any idea how to make change.
Iām Aquarius and thatās why I donāt know if you want to go to the store.
I am a pisces and thatās why I love you
I am Central Officer Bradford, and that's why I was asking for a friend to talk to.
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Bradford. How goes Mission Control?
Well, Commanderā¦ Strike-One is investigating an anomalous event in South Africa, thereās a conspiracy nut who thinks weāre allied with EXALT and the aliens, and an older gentleman seems to have demolished an EXALT facility in Chicago with a gasoline tanker that had an IED rigged to its airbags.
Intelligence indicates that this latter individual is known by at least two aliases: āOld Man Hendersonā and āEli Burningā.
ā¦getting a report from Strike-One, sir. The Hover SHIV they were using as a forward recon element has just been destroyed by sustained conventional-weapons fire from the structure that seems to be the epicentre of the South Africa anomaly.
Speaking of which, you may want to review the satellite recon imagery that prompted Strike-Oneās deployment.
ā¦This doesnāt exactly look good. Iām afraid to say this looks like a ākill it with nuclear hellfireā situation. If the aliens were trying to stop it, thenā¦
Nevermind that. Is there any way we can scramble aircraft to knock down the spire, or would that cause too much damage or unleash something unspeakable?
Unknown, sir. However, given the aliens' apparent reluctance to engage in orbital bombardment - a tactic they've used in the past, albeit mostly for the purpose of intimidation - I would suspect that such tactics would have... undesirable consequences.
Bradford. How goes Mission Control?
Well, Commanderā¦ Strike-One is investigating an anomalous event in South Africa, thereās a conspiracy nut who thinks weāre allied with EXALT and the aliens, and an older gentleman seems to have demolished an EXALT facility in Chicago with a gasoline tanker that had an IED rigged to its airbags.
Intelligence indicates that this latter individual is known by at least two aliases: āOld Man Hendersonā and āEli Burningā.
ā¦getting a report from Strike-One, sir. The Hover SHIV they were using as a forward recon element has just been destroyed by sustained conventional-weapons fire from the structure that seems to be the epicentre of the South Africa anomaly.
Speaking of which, you may want to review the satellite recon imagery that prompted Strike-Oneās deployment.
He lives!
EXALT's going to have to try a lot harder if they think they're going to get rid of us.
Reblog with a picture of your muse's "SO DONE WITH THIS SHIT" face.
"This is Big Sky, strike one is in the AO over." "Central this Strike One Actual, seeing lots of bodies. Wait, movement detected. Orders Central?"
"Move a SHIV up to get a better look, Strike-One. Stay in cover until we know what we're dealing with."
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A note taped to your door, hastily scrawled: "If ye want to know more about Eli Burning, be at the harbor at noon tomorrow. -H"
-Takes the note, giving it a read over-
ā¦ Hmm. At the risk of this sounding fishy, Iāll bite. I came here looking for Eli and found EXALT instead. Maybe this will help me get back on track.
Meanwhile, in a battered 1992 Buick Century parked just across the streetā¦
Old Man Henderson chuckled. āWell, Rupert, looks like yon ladās picked up the trailā¦ letās see if he follows it, aye?ā
Rupert, being the stuffed parrot sitting on Hendersonās shoulder, didnāt answer - though that didnāt stop Henderson from nodding. āAye, Rupert, Iām not daftā¦ Iāll have me wee helper along, just in case.ā
And after this one-sided conversation, the carās engine sputtered into life and it pulled away from the curb, disappearing around a corner.
-Took a bus to the harbor, looking around while wearing a dark grey jacket, the hood pulled over my head-
Alrightā¦ here I am. Lets just hope this isnāt gonna end up with me at the bottom of the harborā¦. or above itā¦Ā
-Takes a glance at the sky, expecting any moment for a UFO to fly over head-
Well, I did not expect this.
...I'll be damned.
Things just keep getting weirderā¦
Met with Remington again, and some other guy named Ruse. By now Iām sure these are all code names, though that was a given. They told me more about EXALT, but Iām getting the feeling itās all an elaborate recruitment scheme. I also feel that thereās more to theseā¦
Did he just say he worked for the bureau?
This opens up some interesting possibilitiesā¦
ā¦Didnāt you come across a few references to āThe Bureauā during your early research on Meld?
Why yes, yes I did.
I wonder if they're the same organization...
Things just keep getting weirderā¦
Met with Remington again, and some other guy named Ruse. By now Iām sure these are all code names, though that was a given. They told me more about EXALT, but Iām getting the feeling itās all an elaborate recruitment scheme. I also feel that thereās more to theseā¦
Did he just say he worked for the bureau?
This opens up some interesting possibilitiesā¦
...Didn't you come across a few references to "The Bureau" during your early research on Meld?
"Already send sir, should be coming up soon." The screen show what looks like a massive spire coming out of the ground, with eviscerated mutons, sectoids, and mechtoids all around it. It looks like the aliens were trying to stop whatever happened.
[Bradfordās initial reaction was practically inaudible.]
"ā¦what theĀ hell.Ā Thatās more aliens in one place than Iāve ever seen before - and all of them deadā¦ We need to find out what happened. Get Strike-One airborne - MECs and SHIVs.ā
This seems to be consistent with reports Iāve heard of in our fringe departments of something known as the āceph,ā though this may be inaccurate. These reports had previously been described as the ravings of a madman.
...Let me guess: yetĀ another hostile alien race?
It appears that our little āConspiracy theoristā has set up a public journal. We should probably keep an eye on him and make sure he doesnāt get himself killed.
Provided he doesnāt wind up attracting attention from the aliens or those EXALT creeps (wherever it is theyāve scurried off to, anyway). This is dangerous enough stuff to deal with as it!
Oh how terrible it would be if he ended up stumbling onto EXALT, a covert paramilitary operation with ACTUAL ill intent. Oh, it would be even worse if he ended up exposing them to the public light, removing one of our biggest enemies and throwing him off the trail of OUR covert paramilitary operation.
Wha-
Oh. Yeah, thatād be terrible. How awful itād be if he crippled the guys who want to conquer humanity and who regularly try to kill our coworkers. How deadful!
...Truly a heartbreaking turn of events, should it come to pass.
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Wait, shouldn't you scan for radiation? Or bio-hazard materiel?
"...If you're referring to the artifacts retrieved from our field missions, there's a standard containment protocol to minimize the risk of such exposures.
"If, on the other hand you're referring to the... incident... in South Africa, that's why we're sending MECs and SHIVs; the former face minimal risk from exposure to both, while the latter face practically none."
"Already send sir, should be coming up soon." The screen show what looks like a massive spire coming out of the ground, with eviscerated mutons, sectoids, and mechtoids all around it. It looks like the aliens were trying to stop whatever happened.
[Bradford's initial reaction was practically inaudible.]
"...what theĀ hell.Ā That's more aliens in one place than I've ever seen before - and all of them dead... We need to find out what happened. Get Strike-One airborne - MECs and SHIVs."
