central officer bradford gets confused sometimes
it’s an xcom joke
Of course, THAT was the one time they decided to use the arc thrower.
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central officer bradford gets confused sometimes
it’s an xcom joke
Of course, THAT was the one time they decided to use the arc thrower.

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Wait who are these Task Force guys? And how'd they get a Communication line with XCOM?
I apologize, but most of that information is highly classified. Suffice it to say, they're an old friend.
Dr. Vahlen, what is your opinion on psionics?
I would give nearly anything to harness these powers. The potential for our troops, nay humanity itself, would be limitless.
On a related note, anyone who manages to capture a live sectoid commander will have the first plasma rifle reserved for them.
The key word being alive.
No explosives.
Would that include us?-Dr. [REDACTED] of Task Force Zero.
Well obviously I would have to speak to my superiors about such a trade, but I think we might be able to work something out.
That would be fine, you help our anti-xeno division and they help you after all. Now if only there was someone to help the anti-paranormal division.-Dr.[REDACTED] of Task Force Zero.
For a brief period of time, we had contact with a man known as Old Man Henderson, a man who managed to singlehandedly dismantle an entire branch of EXALT.
While XCOM does not deal directly with the "paranormal," this man was an expert in such matters, specializing in cults. He was last seen "dismantling" the cult of Osiris, so I would recommend you look there.
Dr. Vahlen, what is your opinion on psionics?
I would give nearly anything to harness these powers. The potential for our troops, nay humanity itself, would be limitless.
On a related note, anyone who manages to capture a live sectoid commander will have the first plasma rifle reserved for them.
The key word being alive.
No explosives.
Would that include us?-Dr. [REDACTED] of Task Force Zero.
Well obviously I would have to speak to my superiors about such a trade, but I think we might be able to work something out.
Dr. Vahlen, what is your opinion on psionics?
I would give nearly anything to harness these powers. The potential for our troops, nay humanity itself, would be limitless. On a related note, anyone who manages to capture a live sectoid commander will have the first plasma rifle reserved for them.The key word being alive. No explosives.

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Understood. Last question about thinmen, if you don't mind - can they write terrestrial letters? Can you ask or force any of them to show their writing skills next time our brave troops capture another thinman or two? I know that such request has next to nothing scientific value, but aliens must have some writing symbols on their on, and I assume that thinmen were trained to do the same with our languages. Or at least with the 60 that they know.
They can certainly read, when we show them words, the parts of the brain signaling comprehension trigger, but getting them to write or do anything other than stare at us with hatred may be an impossible task, as they are incredibly resistant to all known forms of interrogation. If it weren't for the... Properties of the interrogation chamber, I would have a hard time believing they felt pain at all.
60 languages? That's... Impressive, to say the least. But say - how exactly do they speak our languages? I mean - what tone of voice do they use? Do they have any accents? If a thinman speaks English - does he use british accent, or any other? Can they even understand our subcultural or any other types of jargons? I mean - can a thinman speak with a typical rebellious child of thirteen years old?
While we know they are at least mentally proficient, the only sounds we have ever been able to coax out of them are strange hissing noises and screams of pain (I think you can guess which was my doing). Sargent Ethridge claims that one once spewed profanities at her, but she has a reputation for embellishing her stories, so it is not considered a reliable source. It is more likely they possess this comprehension not to speak, but to listen. Such skills would be invaluable in gathering information, as well as overhearing enemy orders on the battlefield.
Dr. Vahlen, how many languages do thinmen know?
While the Thin men may not be the most talkative subjects, neural probing has revealed that they are proficient in over 60 earth languages, including what has been identified as ancient Sumerian. It makes me wonder how long they have been preparing for this.
So Good Dr. What makes you think putting a Floran who loves fighting inside of a containment chamber alone with a sectoid is a good idea other then her willingness to comply. What do you have in mind with this since you've already seen her combat potential and what are Bradford and Dr Shen going to think of this?
Biological warfare is a very encompassing term. While most of the time it is used in reference to micro-cellular life such as viruses or bacteria, it also includes macro-cellular life, which in this case means an organism that is perhaps perfectly suited to kill sectoids. In a war for survival of the entire human race, we cannot completely reject the notion of using biological warfare, particularly when the enemy shows no similar reluctance. All one needs to do to see that is look at Newfoundland. While the subject's fighting ability may be well known, I will admit I am curious if it is resistant to psionics. I imagine that Bradford would welcome the news that not everything else in the universe wants us dead, and Dr Shen would probably mutter something about "morality" and how it's "wrong to stage a gladiatorial arena for a few minor questions." You learn to tune Shen out after a while. The troops, I imagine, would find the display quite cathartic.
We were actually thinking about means of extreme emergency, ma'am, and yes - we more or less pictured such 'batteries of plasma rifles' being instaled in hospitals and other buildings of same priority. We are afraid that it might take, in case if we somehow will win this war, too much time to build elerium-powered generators all over the major cities, and it might be possible that the aliens will sabotage elerium that they keep with themselves near our planet, so... What will we do?
Theoretically it should be simple to hotwire a plasma rifle into the power grid, as long as one understands how it works. The problem is that the "understanding how it works" part is a bit of a problem right now. By the end of the war, we will most likely have cleared that obstacle, so what you propose should be possible.

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Doctor Vahlen, ma'am, how many plasma rifles will it take to solve the world-wide energy crisis when the war is over? Me and other guys in labs were thinking - given how many energy producing building are badly damaged or simply destroyed, and given how many pieces of alien weaponry we will have by the end of war, will we able to solve the problem before it becomes too big?
By "how many plasma rifles" I assume you mean how much elerium, the power source for such weapons, as plugging a plasma rifle into the wall is not the most practical solution. However, even if you were to plug a plasma rifle into the wall, the elerium inside would produce enough energy to comfortably power a small town. That said, elerium supplies are tight at the moment, and we do not have nearly the supplies necessary to restructure the whole power grid. However, if we could discover the source of elerium, or find a way to manufacture it ourselves, our reliance on fossil fuels would be over within the decade.
that said, now would be a really good time to start funding xcom
My thoughts exactly.
Is XCOM really doing any good? Is it really functional?
Questioning the effectiveness of the project is understandable. After all, you might say, for every alien abduction we stop, two more continue unopposed. However, if XCOM were not around, you might as well raise that to three unopposed abductions every few weeks with no end in sight. We may have to take the uncomfortable position of choosing who to save at the moment, but our satellite network grows every day. When that is complete, we may see an end to abductions as a whole, as we will be able to find their landing ships and shoot them out of the sky before they come anywhere close to a major population center. In addition, the XCOM project is uniquely able to use the alien's technology against them. This has already been demonstrated with the development of practical energy weaponry and new forms of body armor, and remember, this is all done on a shoestring budget. In conclusion, even if it were not "functional," XCOM is still the best hope humanity has for survival.
WARNING CHRSSYLIDS HAVE ESCAPED CONTAINMENT.
THIS IS A LEVEL THREE GENERAL ALERT. THE CHRYSSALID SPECIMENS HAVE ESCAPED CONTAINMENT.
All security personnel and off duty combat troops are to collect their equipment and report to the containment ward to eliminate the threat. Bring laser weapons, as ballistic weapons have proven to be ineffective against the creatures unless completely saturated with gunfire. Arc throwers would also be appreciated, but not necessary given the nature of the threat
The section has been quarantined for now, but base personnel are still trapped in the section with those monstrosities, so this will be a rescue mission as well as an extermination.
In addition, the research department has something which might help with this. I will be taking it to the rendezvous point personally to give it to anyone willing to field test it.
FUCK!
On our way, ma’am, at triple speed! Me, Garibaldi, Rachid and Yousef! Shit, I knew those practice drills would come in handy at a time like this! If you’ve got a rabbit to pull out of your R&D hat, now’s the time.
Shit, I hate Chryssalids. Why do we even keep those things around?!
As dangerous as they are, the chitin plating they produce has proven to be life saving. If we wish to use this material in the lab without having to fight a chrysalid to obtain it, we either have to learn how to reproduce it artificially, or start farming the monsters like cattle.
… The live specimens are for the former, just to clarify.
And as for the “rabbit in the hat,” while it’s far too bulky to pull out of a hat (we are still having trouble reducing the mass to reasonable levels) I believe our prototype plasma rifle may help deal with these pests.
Just try not to drop it. It is deceptively heavy, and we only have one.
Still, just… yuck. They give me the willies. If they eat anybody down there, I don’t think Bradford’s going to be happy about it.
Yeah, I promise not to drop it. Don’t let the arm fool you, Doctor; I got through basic training just like the front-line troops. Except it didn’t cover spider monsters from space, but that’s… not the point.
Just watch. Delta Section’s got this in the bag.
Preventing unnecessary casualties is the only reason we haven't incinerated the entire subsection. I do not want the deaths of any more of our men on my hands.
I will be on the radio the entire time. If anything goes wrong, let me know.
Good luck.
WARNING CHRSSYLIDS HAVE ESCAPED CONTAINMENT.
THIS IS A LEVEL THREE GENERAL ALERT. THE CHRYSSALID SPECIMENS HAVE ESCAPED CONTAINMENT.
All security personnel and off duty combat troops are to collect their equipment and report to the containment ward to eliminate the threat. Bring laser weapons, as ballistic weapons have proven to be ineffective against the creatures unless completely saturated with gunfire. Arc throwers would also be appreciated, but not necessary given the nature of the threat
The section has been quarantined for now, but base personnel are still trapped in the section with those monstrosities, so this will be a rescue mission as well as an extermination.
In addition, the research department has something which might help with this. I will be taking it to the rendezvous point personally to give it to anyone willing to field test it.
FUCK!
On our way, ma’am, at triple speed! Me, Garibaldi, Rachid and Yousef! Shit, I knew those practice drills would come in handy at a time like this! If you’ve got a rabbit to pull out of your R&D hat, now’s the time.
Shit, I hate Chryssalids. Why do we even keep those things around?!
As dangerous as they are, the chitin plating they produce has proven to be life saving. If we wish to use this material in the lab without having to fight a chrysalid to obtain it, we either have to learn how to reproduce it artificially, or start farming the monsters like cattle.
... The live specimens are for the former, just to clarify.
And as for the "rabbit in the hat," while it's far too bulky to pull out of a hat (we are still having trouble reducing the mass to reasonable levels) I believe our prototype plasma rifle may help deal with these pests.
Just try not to drop it. It is deceptively heavy, and we only have one.

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WARNING CHRSSYLIDS HAVE ESCAPED CONTAINMENT.
THIS IS A LEVEL THREE GENERAL ALERT. THE CHRYSSALID SPECIMENS HAVE ESCAPED CONTAINMENT. All security personnel and off duty combat troops are to collect their equipment and report to the containment ward to eliminate the threat. Bring laser weapons, as ballistic weapons have proven to be ineffective against the creatures unless completely saturated with gunfire. Arc throwers would also be appreciated, but not necessary given the nature of the threatThe section has been quarantined for now, but base personnel are still trapped in the section with those monstrosities, so this will be a rescue mission as well as an extermination. In addition, the research department has something which might help with this. I will be taking it to the rendezvous point personally to give it to anyone willing to field test it.
Black widow spiders are deadly and beautiful. You could probably pull it off, because you're so good at gene mods. Also because you're pretty and aliens fear you.
Alright, now you’re just flattering me.
I didn't say stop.