Destination Unknown

catfish simultaneously look like they possess infinite knowledge of the universe and like they just have the mii theme playing in their head nonstop

they know everything but it all cancels out

bonding with your houseplants by watering them from a water bottle you’ve already drank from

indirect kiss

yall my world was just turned upside down i just found out the mongols used colors for directions and west was white and thats the best proposed theory for why belarus is called belarus ie white [west] russia

Every one: You have to make time for yourself! me: *stays up until 1 am every night crying* Me time 😍💆

If you hand those out on Halloween, you deserve whatever vile shit the kids do to your house

I can give these to my turtle

THE ONLY ACCEPTABLE REASPN TO GET THESE: feeding a turtle

Dole’s required to defend their trademarks or they might lose them. That vaguely threatening letter reads to me as “I have to legally say this but I don’t want to because I’m laughing too hard and they’re actually giving us marketing, but…I have to say it.”

They’re gorgeous! Tell them I said welcome back!!

😍😍😍

What happened to them, if you don’t mind us asking ?

I was in a very toxic family situation and moved out in February. I was unable to take them with me because I was not in a stable enough living situation to take a 75 gallon tank (I took my betta). I was occasionally allowed to come clean the tank but it was few and far between. My father luckily fed them for me when he was home but that’s about the extent of the care they received. My mom decided over the weekend that if I did not take them by Monday at 7 am she would dump them in the local lake. I tried rehoming for their own good at one point but unfortunately there wasn’t much interest, and the interest that did exist was the type that would put them in a ten gallon. It was a bad situation all around, but I am beyond grateful to have them back.

They’re gorgeous! Tell them I said welcome back!!

Someone just recommended that I do 20 jumping jacks when I wake up to feel better… ya that’ll definitely cure my depression Susan :-)