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Her boyfriend once called you the "best cuck imaginable" because you did all the pointless romantic shit he hated doing. For example, on Valentines Day you send her flowers and chocolate and put his name on the card. On their anniversary, you text him in the morning to remind him, and then her later in the night to listen to her talk about their date.

Sometimes, you'd wanna do something nice for her just to show her you cared, so you'd bring her flowers.

There was always a tinge of regret as you dropped her off at one of her lover's houses. She was the girl of your dream, and like any man, you were territorial. You didn't want to share her. You didn't want her body next to someone else's.

Unfortunately, no matter how much money you made, no matter how many times you made her laugh, no matter how fit you became, you could not make up for your shrimp.

So, you swallowed your pride. You accepted her as your keyholder, and you embraced your quick decline into becoming a cuck.

That phat ass is way too big for your lil pecker honey 🤭