Oh my loooord

I would love to know what the fuck has been going on in Money Supermarket’s advertising department over the last few years.

Lolololololoooooooolll ❗️❗️❗️

@thefingerfuckingfemalefury

<3 The single greatest commercial to ever exist in human history <3

Geez well now I have to go to Britain

“GOTTA DANCE WITH SKELETOR”

The greatest Super Bowl ad ever isn’t even a Super Bowl ad.

Impossible not to reblog. :)

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH :D

i'm so disturbed by the idea that not everyone is delighted when they spot a hand drawn amongus crewmate out there in the world. i feel pure joy when i see it especially these days

missionary so we can continue our argument from before

Doggystyle so you can watch the PowerPoint presentation I made outlining why you were wrong

kissing a girl’s stomach is such a soft form of affection………i love it

formative years? aren’t they all?

show me a permanent self and i will show you a facade or a corpse

This is sickkkkk

please god let chatgpt die out like nfts did. With a fast and graceless fall into irrelevancy

Like to charge, reblog to cast.

This spell has a very low hit ratio, so we need a lot of us to do it.

Can I be honest with yall I don't want to hear SHIT against cishets at pride this year

"But it's not FOR them!!!" The biggest military power in the world belongs to a christofascist nation overseen by a felon found guilty of 34 federal crimes and has greenlit a gestapo with more direct funding than the entire military of Canada for the purpose of ethnic cleansing. Let Hetero Jessica throw some biodegradable glitter at a municipal parade

At this point if anyone is trying to exclude anyone benignly pro-queer from a pro-queer space I'm just going to assume you're a fed or something idk like something something destabilize the movement from within or whatever

Agreed, and also what the hell is is going to take for people to recognize that there are cishet queers? Intersex, asexual, and aromantic people are queer, it's exclusionary to be using cishet as a synonym for nonqueer.

tumblr is, if anything, the Appalachia of social media...easy to get lost, sparsely populated, out of the loop with fast-moving modern trends. Attached to tradition. Close-knit communities. Believe in "talk shit, get hit." Everyone is doing their own thing in their own obscure little holler. Prone to pulling the most inventive turns of phrase you've ever heard out of nowhere. Somebody's always starting a racket. We sometimes repel outsiders with much aggression. Lots of talk about hell and damnation to be found. Everybody tends to forget about us for some reason

What is pirating media but the moonshining of the internet